We’ve Been Caught, Dammit
Why did we possibly think that we could get away with hiding Barack Obama’s previous marriage to his Harvard roommate – a Pakistani man? We should have known that the smart people on the right would figure out all the clues.
The evidence is overwhelming and the Tea Party has investigated it and brought out the facts.
Before he was married to Michelle, Barack Obama was photographed with what appears to be a ring on his wedding ring finger.
And, then there’s this —-
“His Pakistani roommate, whom we also went to Pakistan with, from Occidental, seems to have been — take a look at pictures of he and his roommate together — Obama had all these roommate pictures, seems to be sitting about on the guy’s lap,” Corsi explained.
So there ya go, (1) wedding ring, (2) sitting on lap,and (3) Obama approves of same sex marriage …. that can ONLY mean one thing. Barack Obama was married to a Pakistani man before he married Michelle.
I think it is horribly unfair for President Obama to want to see Mitt Romney’s tax returns while Obama will not show proof that he was not married to his Harvard roommate. That should be pretty simple to do – just look at every marriage license issued in Pakistan and the Unites States for a ten year period and if none are for Obama/Roommate, then that’s a start.
I hate it when they catch us in these lies. As the TEA party dude says —
Increasingly, I try to point out to people that Obama’s life reads like a classic intelligence agency disinformation operation.
Yeah, because if the CIA were grooming a President it would not be the idiot son of the former CIA Director who would take orders without question. No, siree, it would be a black guy from Hawaii.
Thanks to Bananas for the heads up.
I have an extremely “fraught” memorial service this weekend and haven’t been sleeping well. I probably should not have perused this before a gallon or so of coffee….
1O.M.D.G. (Did they get married on Mars? Enquiring minds want to know.)
Well……..heck……. Barack Obama has been President of these United (and somewhat divided) States….(if you include Texas) for almost four years now….
You would think (a) this “mis-information” would have come out a long time ago……. like even before the 2008 election….. and/or (b) if he’s the super – secret- CIA operative “they” say, in his position of …… oh…. I don’t know….. “President”…… he would have ordered all this “evidence” destroyed.
It is totally beyond my comprehension……. that there are some people in this country…… who have gone totally and completely off their rockers…… at the fact that some dumb, old, white man is not living in the “White” House.
Invest in tin foil …… (I guess.)
2You know it’s getting harder and harder to differentiate the headlines from The Onion and the Anti-Obama crowd. This is taking “you can’t make this stuff up..” to new levels.
3I miss the tabloid pictures of the Presidential candidates talking to aliens, in retrospect , those shots seemed more realistic than this bull.
Carol, that can’t-tell-the-Onion-from-the-truth stuff? they got a law for that!
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law
4Holy Mary, Joseph and Jesus…What’ll they dream up next? Stay tuned.
5@Carol – Most articles from The Onion have a basis in reality and they’re just lampooning it with the result that it makes me laugh, and sometimes they appear to be prescient (at least to me) in the stuff they write. Crap coming from the anti-Obama crowd just makes me wonder what mental facility they escaped from.
6Pathetic.
7I’ll bet you a dollar that Jerome Corsi has more bats in his belfry than live under the Congress Avenue bridge.
Smells like it, too.
8Going to Pakistan was just a cover. And no, cairocat, they did not get married on Mars. They actually went to North Korea at a personal invitation of Kim Jong Il who personally married Obama and said roommate. Trust me on this one. A North Korean army officer told me all of this on his deathbed. Of course, he said it in Korean so I had it translated by this Japanese guy I knew. Oriental languages, they are all alike, aren’t they? He had photos too but unfortunately, they were taken by a Russian made camera so they look like there are a bunch of UFOs attacking India.
9If Obama married his roommate and Michelle wouldn’t that make him a Mormon? I mean, it’s only logical.
10There WERE a bunch of UFOs attacking India, Anna! I swear! And if you look waaaaaaaaay down in the corner— no, lean in closer, do you see it? No? Squint a little: do you see it now? Well, maybe you need new glasses, BUT that’s Mr. Kenyan Muslin right there, kissing on the roommate! What, don’t see it? YOU MUST BE PART OF THE CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sigh*
I miss the awful ways things used to be, sometimes.
11If a guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office, and is shown a photo of young Obama with a ring on his finger, Obama maybe sitting on a guys lap, and a newpaper headline “Obama approves Same Sex Marriage,” and the patient determines that Obama was married to the guy in the photo, he might get a very soft room for a few weeks of observation. But if the same fellow makes himself a YouTube video for the Tea Party…
12Elvis was the best man.
13Jerome Corsi is well-known on the Tinfoil circuit and pops up from time to time on Coast to Coast and Steve Quayle. I’m a huge fan of the Doomerporn–makes a lovely sidedish to the usual politicking. The amount of fantasy is truly amazing.
Of course, Corsi fails to acknowledge that if the Christianists aren’t exactly crazy about the homosexers, the Muslims (pretty much the only religion in paki-paki-stan-stan) are even less so.
14@LynnN LOL!
Them Muslins tend to chop bits off the homersexers if they catch them at it, they like to throw large rocks at em too until they stop squirming
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