Well, You Have To Hand Him This: He’s An Equal Opportunity Hacker Offer
You know, it seems to be that Ted Cruz is determined to piss off both political parties. He calls us socialist communists terrorist bleached blondes.
And while he’s showing his butt to us, he’s thumbing his nose at the other party at the same damn time.
Paul Teller, who was fired in December as executive director of the RSC after leaking private conversations of members, will serve as deputy chief of staff for the Texas Republican firebrand, Cruz’s office said Monday morning.
In a statement Cruz said Teller’s “tireless work to advance conservative principles make him a tremendous addition to our team.”
So, a guy from the Republican House Study Committee who leaked information and got fired, got immediately hired by Ted Cruz.
And both of them are gloating.
First off, if he leaked at one place, he’ll leak in another.
Second off, he leaked to make himself feel important. Can you even imagine how those two egos are going to fit into one office? Whoa, that’s gonna be fun.
Third off, you know the story about the mother who saw her son in the marching band who was out of step and she remarked, “Look, everyone in the band is marching the wrong diction except for my son.” That’s Ted Cruz’s Dad!
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
I am sooooooooo looking forward to how this is going to play in the media with Teddie tries to get the Retardican nomination. Should be fun, fun, fun. – But then again, I am waiting for someone in Chris Christie’s camp to get immunity and then watch the fun on that coast.
1Little Rand Paul is moving up with the fringe lunatics so the one-on-one cage match should be entertaining — if you can afford a ticket that the Koch scalpers don’t want.
2Sigh. I’m going to go back to working on my novel. Fiction is a lot easier on blood pressure, even if it’s hard work. At least one can make characters do what they want them to do.
3Now Teddy loves jokes about opening fire on vehicles with California plates traveling into Texas.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/13/ted-cruz-crowd-loves-bloggers-jokes-about-opening-fire-on-cars-with-california-plates/
4A guy that leaks information – named “Teller”? Sounds like the name Dickens would have picked for the town gossip.
I can’t wait for his book about the campaign. Working title: “Teller-All”
5Seems to me Cruz is a Republican because that’s where the $$$ and the (recently) Texas votes are. He’d be a socialist communist terrorist bleached blond in two seconds if he thought it would get him more $$$ and camera time.
6Um, Teddie, theres already a few people in New Jersey looking for jobs with some well known Republican currently in office. Give or take a few days and there will be a whole bunch more. They have lots of experience at all the under handed stuff and they have already proved how hard hearted they are by deliberately jamming approach to a bridge built with a lot of federal funds generated by taxpayers (like me) and delaying an ambulance and some fire engines. The ambulance was supposed to be for a little old lady and the fire engines — well, shucks — they were supposed to help put out a fire. Nothin’ important. So, ya see, Teddie, you got some really good kindred spirits waiting to hand ya their red resumes.
7It’s all bend crazy. Christie crashed and burned. The nut jobs are winding. The RNC has nothing. Their last grasps would be Jeb or Ryan. Good luck with those loads of gohmert.
8Oh, there’s plenty more where they came from. But what I want to know is, why doesn’t Cruz ever talk about going to family reunions in Cuba?
9So According to Whittle, I guess it’s a good thing I took the Northern route home from NY last September to my daughters wedding, my California license plates would have been too big of a target, heck–a blonde in a convertible doesn’t get more Californian!–we have friends in a residential area of Dallas–not allowed to visit them either…
10Texas and the whole southern section of the US is rapidly (ex police guy shooting(!!) a guy texting in Florida) becoming a no-go space–my partner said no visits to our friends and no trips to the National Parks (which is too bad because we wanted to go to all of them) in the South, and I’m sure NY plates will go on that shoot to kill list as well–I’m giving money every month to Wendy–wish I had money to give enough to turn all of it blue!
Angelo Frank-that freakin’ moron must have been Texas-educated,at least in geography. You’ll see cars coming West on I-10-make sure they leave on the louisiana road? Of course-teatards have everything backwards. Thast explains it.
11California plates? I though pRick Perry was lobbying for Californians (those with $$, anyway) to move to Texas.
12It’s a sign from Cruz,that he “will push the ideological cause what ever the damage to individual careers or more pragmatic routes.”
13Doesn’t Cruz know that p**ssing off most of his party will hurt his presidential aspirations?
14I realize he’s already stepped in it, but hiring this guy is like rubbing their noses in it.
It does seem that the “birds of a feather” rule applies here. Can’t wait to see those feathers fly.
Wait a minute: The guy who said that is “Bill Whittle, a Fox News guest, Pajamas Media commentator…”??? PAJAMA MEDIA? What’s that? Doesn’t sound like a family values sort of media to me!
Marge: How do you make your characters do what you tell them? I had better luck with our autistic son than I do with my characters. They go tearing off at a gallop, with me panting along behind them “Wait! No, not THERE, you’ll be–” BOOM. “Dadrat it, you idiots, now I’ve got to figure out how you survive that…” (Because it’s 2/3 of the way through the book and I’m not going to re-write the whole thing with different main characters.)
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