July 16, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Spammers…….Momma would sure smack me iffin I typed what I was thinkin.
1No doubt, you got it!
2Just guessing here. If you e-mail them back……
They’ll ask for a “donation” or a “contribution”.
Just a guess. (I know…… I’m cynical as heck sometimes.)
3May be hard to unsubscribe from that one, too; God/Allah seems to have misspelled the email address for that.
4Dang girl you are connected!
You might want to hang on to this one, either that or forward it off to Mitt, I think he could use a heads up on the big 10. I am thinking that at a minimum he could use a bit of instruction on that whole lying and stealing thing. And I am not certain about that “other gods before me thing as I don’t quite understand how the angel /alien Moroni fits into the whole scheme. Still if you’ve a mind to, I think sending this on to the Romney camp might be beneficial.
5Well those other guys who say “God speaks to me” are probably just green with envy when God emails to you!
6You obviously “have it” … but in this instance, do you actually “want it?” LOL
7Two friends came into my kitchen as I was searching frantically through the “junk” drawer. “What are you looking for?” one asked.
8“Mother Teresa’s phone number, I’ve lost it!”
We all stopped for a moment. After taking a breath, my friend said, “I’ve never known anyone who had Mother Teresa’s phone number, much less lost it!”
I found it, got the package UPSed to my child in India who was working with Mother T–and life went on…
Hang on to that phone number–you never know what things are for…LOL– direct communication in tangible form is the BEST! When it comes time for you to run for office–you have a line into the almighty–you go girl!
I would have bet the rent money His public address was something like Almighty@heaven.uni. Then he’d have a private address just for close personal friends, like Billy Graham and Oral Roberts, something like BigGuy@God.com or Art@God.com. Yes I know I’m going to Hell, but NOT for this.
9I think that you should ask Allah to send you a picture in order to prove He is who He says He is.
10And maybe his original documentation. No photocopies.
11I’d be concerned if God/Allah tells you to run for president. Most of the people he’s said that to haven’t turned out well (may have helped that they were BSC to start with).
And by the way, I love it that you and your commenters have come up with a necessary abbreviation for “bat-**** crazy” so we don’t have to waste time typing it every time we need it.
12So, Ms. JJ., I’m wondering what your sweet and elderly mama thinks about all this “Allah” stuff? What with her being a good Christian lady, and all….
My guess is that she just “considers the source” and isn’t too much bothered by any of it!
13At least it didn’t try to tempt you into replying.
Remember “slamming” where people suddenly found an unusual charge on their land line (back when that’s the only kind there was) bill because someone claimed they had asked for some service that was being provided by a 3rd party — the phone companies were just acting as the billing agent. Well it’s making a comeback on mobile devices where the message you send gets interpreted as a request for service and you get slammed. As with the land lines, the phone service provider acts shocked when you complain about the new charge on your bill — if you notice it.
14For some reason I think God would prefer twitter – then he can be followed by millions….
15judith, I would prefer long form. And NOT photo shopped.
16God says he needs help… he’s getting up there in years ya know!
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