Well, This Just Makes Me Madder Than a Wet Hen
God always liked him better.
I do not understand why I am a Christian and God never tells me what to title my book or puts me on a conference call.
Just when you think that Tom DeLay has sunken into the pits of hell from blasphemy, he shines on —
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Okay, first off, Hagee lies. Tom DeLay was NOT found not-guilty. Twelve good and true citizens and a Republican judge all found him guilty as hell. If Hagee was the least bit concerned about the truth he would say, “Tom DeLay’s guilty verdict was overturned by an activist judge. Praise God for activist judges!”
But, of course, truth never has never mattered to teevee evangelists or dirty politicians.
So, if Tom’s new book doesn’t sell any better than his last book, it’s God’s fault.
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #654,189 in Books
You can buy it for a penny.
And yes, he did in fact say he was on a 4 hour conference call with God. Makes you wonder who else was on that conference call.
Thanks to Victoria Linn for the head up.