Well, They Can Mess Up a Two Car Parade
Okay, so here’s the deal.
Baker
Chris Barker, 37, Imperial Wizard of the Loyal White Nights in North Carolina, decided that the Ku Klux Klan needed to hold a parade the celebrate the victory of Brother Donald Trump.
Their plan was to hold the parade in cars because it was way too cold to walk. The parade and rally was scheduled at 9:00 am in Pelham, North Carolina. Then the night before the parade, it was moved to Foxboro at 3:00 pm. Apparently Klan members are a tad sketchy on communication because not everybody got the news.
But, that wasn’t the biggest problem.
The biggest problem, I mean outside the fact that it’s, you know, the Klan, is that Baker and his buddy William Hagen got into an argument with Klan Brother Richard Dillon while at Baker’s house the night before the parade at their planning session.
Well, argument is a weak word. They stabbed Dillon in the chest and dumped him in the lobby of some office building.
Hagen
Hagen probably got the worst end of this deal because he was arrested that night and did look a tad worse for the wear.
Dillon survived and called for an ambulance the police. I dunno, from the looks of things, he put up a helluva fight.
By the way, they were going to burn a cross, too. Barker’s wife was in charge of that:
They were scheduled to hold an evening awards ceremony and a cross burning – if the wind died down, said Mrs Barker, known as the Grand Kommander.
So, to wrap things up, here’s your two car parade, two Klansmen in jail for attempted murder, and one in the hospital.
Well done, guys. It’s going about a as well as Donald Trump’s cabinet picks.
On the upside: North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory has finally conceded the race to his Democratic opponent. However, I do wonder if McCrory knifed anybody last night.
Wouldn’t it be nice if this was a glimpse of how their leaders will present a unified front now that they’re so out in the open. Not to mention demonstrating their numbers.
1As Karl would say, these fools could mess up a two car funeral, if they were the corpse. As a rule, Karl and I are “people persons.” We generally like people. But this alt wrong crowd empowered by BLOTUS has me thinking the program of trap/spay/neuter and release for feral cats needs to be modified for these clowns. Spay and neuter is good, but I’m not so sure about any advantage we would have in releasing these lummoxes into society. At least not until we can provide them the mental health care they need.
2I guess they hate other white people marginally less than they hate non-white people. Hatred is their reason for being.
3Ohhhh myyyy.
It must be horrible to wake up like that every single morning knowing you won’t get any better all day.
4Let’s hear it for white “supremacy”!!
(Now see, in my darker moments, I would solve this by putting ALL of these DNA mistakes in their graves. But then I would be seen as the nutcase. We live in a weird age, people. )
5Heard a rumor that the race-baiting deadbeat plans to spread gravel 8″ deep over the white house vegetable garden. He hopes to make it safe to hold cross burnins there.
6Well, the story did give me a good chuckle!!
7purportedly, Nathan Bedford Forest, one of the founders of the Klan, resigned in disgust, because it had become too violent, for a man of his known genteel tastes. Horseshit! I’d suggest his actions, before and during the Civil War, are a good testament to his feelings on extreme violence, if it served his purposes. No, the real reason he disassociated himself from the Klan, was that it quickly attracted not just white supremacists, but really, really stupid white supremacists, beyond even the normal stupid for white supremacists. these idiots might actually harm Forest, simply as the result of being really, really stupid. they’d feel just awful about it later, but that would be, well, too late. so off he went.
as we can see from this story, their vetting process hasn’t improved in over 150 years.
8cpinva, Nathan Bedford Forest was really good at what he did during the Civil War (and for some time thereafter.) Problem is, what he did (or anyone else did with the same aims) should not have done.
9Judging from the photos, I’d say those boys were homeschooled by a good, very white, Christian family.
10Funny how white supremacists are the biggest argument against white supremacy.
11Rhea: And FOR abortion.
12I started but could not finish a long, hate-filled rant.
My disdain for people these two make it nearly impossible to acknowledge that somehow we are all Americans. Our ancestors fought a war to determine that the Constitution would not tolerate a State’s secession. As a nation, we should re-think that result. I do not want to live as an American if Misters Hagen, Baker, Dillon, and others of their Kind can also live as Americans. The differences between us resemble that if the night and the day. I’m tired of these kinds of people so influencing the culture of the nation in which we all live.
13Micr: Here’s my problem: These mental midgets think they have it all together. That if somehow all of the Blacks, Jews, Gays, etc. would all just magically disappear, then “their” world would be perfect. Situations outlined above have no bearing on their thought process whatsoever. These maroons can’t put together a simple parade but THEY will make America great again! These people could screw up a mud puddle. Our problem is they’re allowed to breed and vote.
14There’s getting to be so many groups of people to hate now that I feel like I need to go out into the wilderness on a spiritual retreat and mental cleansing. You know, kinda like the native Americans used to do. Honest to God, I am just sickened by likes of these awful white supremacist people, Dat Guy and his cast of awful surrounding him, Republicans in Congress and TX state government, …, … and on and on. The fear and worry about the fate of all of us under this administration-to-be are just exhausting.
15I love it that the apparent preferred vehicle of the White Supremecist is the Black Pickup. These guys have absolutely no sense of irony. Or of how @#$% hard it is to keep a black pickup looking nice.
16@JAKvirginia
Yep. Part of what I deleted involved spaying and neutering and anger management. Plus AlAnon or some other similar program.
In the end, declaring the whole of the rebellious counties one open colonia and encouraging normal people from other parts of the nation to exchange their presence for 40 acres and plow may be the only answer. Then the indigenous peoples could be committed to reservations and warmed with smallpox soaked blankets.
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