Okay, so here’s the deal.

Baker

Chris Barker, 37, Imperial Wizard of the Loyal White Nights in North Carolina, decided that the Ku Klux Klan needed to hold a parade the celebrate the victory of Brother Donald Trump.

Their plan was to hold the parade in cars because it was way too cold to walk.  The parade and rally was scheduled at 9:00 am in Pelham, North Carolina.  Then the night before the parade, it was moved to Foxboro at 3:00 pm.  Apparently Klan members are a tad sketchy on communication because not everybody got the news.

But, that wasn’t the biggest problem.

The biggest problem, I mean outside the fact that it’s, you know, the Klan, is that Baker and his buddy William Hagen got into an argument with Klan Brother Richard Dillon while at Baker’s house the night before the parade at their planning session.

Well, argument is a weak word.  They stabbed Dillon in the chest and dumped him in the lobby of some office building.

Hagen

Hagen probably got the worst end of this deal because he was arrested that night and did look a tad worse for the wear.

Dillon survived and called for an ambulance the police.  I dunno, from the looks of things, he put up a helluva fight.

By the way, they were going to burn a cross, too.  Barker’s wife was in charge of that:

They were scheduled to hold an evening awards ceremony and a cross burning – if the wind died down, said Mrs Barker, known as the Grand Kommander.

So, to wrap things up, here’s your two car parade, two Klansmen in jail for attempted murder, and one in the hospital.

Well done, guys.  It’s going about a as well as Donald Trump’s cabinet picks.

On the upside:  North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory has finally conceded the race to his Democratic opponent.  However, I do wonder if McCrory knifed anybody last night.