Well, That Pretty Much Settles It
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Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Greenest state in the land of the free.
Raised in the woods so’s he knew every tree,
Killed him a bear when he was only three.
Barack. Barack Obama.
Juanita is proud to announce that Donald Trump is a birther.
“That right there settles it for me. Barack Obama killed him a bear, fought at the Alamo, woke up Paul Revere, rowed George Washington across the Delaware River, and can account for where he was on November 22, 1963. Donald Trump, of course, can’t.”
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