Well, THAT Didn’t Work

September 05, 2024 By: Half Empty Category: Uncategorized

It must be hard to be a paid campaign staffer on the team trying to pull off a political miracle to re-elect a rapist, a felon, and an overall odious person – especially if that is all one and the same odious person.

LaCivita and Wiles showing leadership

Witness this leaked email message from the two highly paid heads of the TFG team, Chris LaCivita and Susan Wiles, transcribed below:

Team –

Susie and I have always said this is the best team in politics. And each day that passes, we are all reminded how true that is. Everyone has made sacrifices and put in the time and effort to help elect President Trump, Senator Vance, and all Republicans running for office.

Throughout this campaign, we have sent periodic reminders of our communications and press policy when interacting with reporters and media members. Unless you have been authorized by Senior Leadership or have received permission from an authorized member of the Communications Team, you should not be speaking or communicating with any member of the press, on or off record.

We have done a great job of preventing leaks and that has been because everyone knows what the policy is and what we expect from everyone. Information is power – and the press doesn’t give a damn because you lose your job because you spoke out of school.

As this team moves forward with only 61 days left until victory, please do not deviate from this policy. Success requires buy-in from everyone. If just one of us goes off-course, it jeopardizes not only the team but also President Trump and Republicans up and down the ballot.

Onward to victory!

Imagine writing that message to your campaign staff and then seeing that very message posted on the internet one hour later.

I guess someone on the paid staff didn’t take that that very heart-felt communiqué seriously.

Or more likely, maybe they did.

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0 Comments to “Well, THAT Didn’t Work”


  1. If Trump’s brains were gunpowder, there wouldn’t be enough to blow a fart out of a gnat’s ass.

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  2. Now then, one might wonder, what secret might the random staff member know about the campaign that its revelation would cause harm to the candidates? Given what we already know about the their respective characters, I can’t imagine learning anything about either that would make them more repulsive and unqualified. If admonitions must be made, surely the candidates themselves should be warned about “loose lips.” They’re their own worst enemies. LaCivita & Wiles must feel like they’ve got a tiger by the tail, one not easily tamed by a memo. Somehow, I don’t feel sorry for either.

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  3. Steve from Beaverton says:

    What are two snakes going to do with the tail of a tiger?
    Only the “best” “peoples” can work for TFFG.

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  4. I saw this reported elsewhere with the poster wondering what big issue was coming up. Then, of course, we learned about the Russian disinformation plan and the $10M spent on “influencers.” Could that be it, or is something else coming down the pike?

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  5. 1. “…up and down the ballot.” Which candidate would be considered ‘up ballot’?
    2. “…spoke out of school.” Sorry, never heard that euphemism before.
    The zealotry and thirst for power causes their brains to turn into cottage cheese.

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