Well, THAT Didn’t Take Long
Well, the same day the Electoral College handed the victory to Cheeto Jesus, word got out that Cheeto Jesus, Jr. and Eric Cheeto are planning to sell access to Cheeto Sr. the day after the inauguration for a cool $25k to $1 million for the benefit of some vague “conservation organizations”. The access will include a private grope and grab with the new president and the opportunity to blow away a few wild animals with high-powered weapons. They’ll also likely sell the opportunity for contributors to swim with Miss Teen USA in the renovated swimming pool that will replace the WH briefing room.
The vulgarity just keeps getting – more vulgar.