Well, Sex and Guns All In One Neat Package
Bob Simonson is the police chief in Amanosa, Iowa, and fancies himself a real man’s man.
The city of Amanosa recently had to pay a $750,000 settlement to a former police officer.
Former Anamosa police officer Amy Ford this week shared some emails sent by Simonson with KCRG in which he made multiple crude and racist comments that included “a joke making fun of Asian accents and likens a sexual position to a Chinese food menu.” According to Ford, the emails were sent to officers in the department as well as to at least one member of Amanosa’s city council.
So there you have the sex part. The gun part is that he recently shot himself in the foot, literally, with an AR15 slung over his shoulder in that real tough guy kind of way. It went off and shot his own damn foot.
So now you have both the sex and the gun part. Here’s the unbelievable part: he still has a job. Nope, he has not been fired.
Here’s Ole Bob.
I guess he still has the AK15.
Thanks to Pia for the heads up.
Better change that name to “Fat Bob,” as it appears he’s as wide as his car door.
This, by the way, seems to be a requirement for police chief in rural America.
1My, my, my. That’s a mighty fine lookin piece o man meat there. I bet he sure looks in the mirror every morning and thinks he is amazing.
Ick.
2I think jokes about an old fool who shoots himself in the foot would be a lot funnier. Why didn’t he send some of those around to his fellow officers and council members? Would have been a lot cheaper too, and saved the taxpayers $750,000.
3I’m not sure there’s anything a good ol’ boy can do that would get him fired by a bunch of other good ol’ boys. No, wait– if he said he voted for Hillary Clinton, or came out as gay, that would do it. But sex jokes, racist jokes, lil’ ol’ gun mishaps? Nope.
4Clearly Bob Simonson has put on a pound or 50 in the years he has served as Anamosa’s chief. Not that I want to compete against him, but I would pay good USA dollars to see him run the shuttle run required by some big city police departments. What a lard a$$. I remember in the 80s or 90s when the Navy had to come down hard on lard a$$ CPOs who were carrying an extra 50 pounds of “abs”. It wasn’t pretty then and Anamosa PD needs to go on a diet now! No flour no sugar.
5The movie version:
Fargo, Iowa – – starring Francis McDormand and Wilford Brimley.
Tagline, Marge Gunderson on arrival at her new job: “Oh jeez. I’m not the one who’s gone south.”
6Good news for Bob. Iowa state Penitentiary is in Anamosa, iowa. I am sure he is quite familiar with it.
7Good ol’ Boss Hawg Bob is a real Iowa porker.
The city should make him losing about 60+ pounds a condition of employment (just thought of an oldold joke about losing xx pounds of ugly fat…).
8Shoots himself, makes stupid jokes about things he likely barely remembers, costs a small town 3/4 of a million clams; and still has a job?
Somebody call DJT, this dude has serious WH Cabinet potential.
Too old and fat for rock & roll, so that leaves guns and sex? Guess he’s carrying the roll part around his middle.
9Virginia, I imagine looking in the mirror is the only way he can still see some of his body parts.
10Bob is just a “little fella” in that part of Iowa. Sandridge you did beat me to the suggestion that he IS Cabinet material. For sure.
11Bet he keeps a Bible on the dashboard of his police car.
epo, I was looking for your comment for 2 reasons and you answered them both. Thank you.
12OMGGGGG!!!! That he is still running amok wearing that star means the local district attorney is either a relative or just too damn lazy to do squat about this waste of DNA. This is a situation set for a MASSIV explosion. then everyone will wonder why and how and Oh my God does act in strange ways! No sympathy for those folks in this man’s line of sight.
13Hey – quit fat-shaming the poor guy!
Idiot-shaming; knock yourselves out.
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