Well, Of Course They Dedicated It Behind Closed Doors. I Don’t Think Snickering Is Allowed At The Missouri House
So, along side Harry S Truman and Stan Musial, the Missouri House of Representative decided to put a bust of Rush Limbaugh.
Bust is a funny word to use for this, being as how Rush is always pulling at his shirt, like his bra is too tight. However, they couldn’t have put a full statue because there’s not enough copper and tin the world to make a statue of Rush.
The induction ceremony was closed-door. I do not want to know what they did behind that closed door because I’m sure it involved drugs, hookers, and guns. Face it, Rush is Hunter Thompson minus the self-effacing sense of humor about it all.
Anyway, now we find out that Missouri taxpayers are footing the bill for a $1,000 security camera for Rush’s bust.
Hell, Dolly Parton doesn’t need a $1,100 security camera for her bust.
You’ll be happy to know that woman gets the last word.
Assistant House Minority Leader Tishaura Jones told the AP she thought the taxpayer money had better places to go.
“If they thought that the bust might be defaced or vandalized and they have to guard it with a camera, it’s another indication that maybe they shouldn’t have put it there,” said Jones, D-St. Louis. “It’s another chapter in this never-ending saga of this man who deserves no honor in the people’s house.”
You go, Girl!