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If you were gonna make a bet, and I’m talking an important bet here like your pink boots or your genuine leopard canvas chair with your name on the back, about which politicians take the most money from from big oil, you’d be a smart cookie to put two Texans at the top,” Juanita was telling Missy Lynn as she was trying to cover some black roots.

Thanks to our friend Don A., Juanita is gonna win a few bets at Crazy Manny’s Bait Shop, Pool Hall, and Wedding Chapel tonight.  “Lookie right here,” she grins.

“John Cornyn and Smokin’ Joe Barton lead the field by a sweet half a million dollars,” she shakes her curls and tsk, tsks.

“Honey, I’d rather eat red beans with a pitchfork than count on either of those guys to represent Texans over big oil suckin’ this state dry,” Juanita admits.

“And our other Congressvarmint, Senator Kay Baily Hutchison, came in sixth.  So, Texas holds three of the top 6 Hall of Oil Shame places.  No wonder most folks have a broken giveadamner in Texas.  CEOs and politicians are getting rich and the rest of us are getting an empty barrel.”

By the way, this is a handy little tool that Don A Found.  You can look up your own Congresscritter and see if you need to call them and holler.