Well, Lookie Here
Little Marco has discovered that he doesn’t know how to get off the government teat.
Marco Rubio has changed his little repetitive mind and is going to run for re-election after promising not to.
Rep. Patrick Murphy (D-Fla.), a Democratic candidate for Rubio’s seat, slammed him as reports surfaced Wednesday that Rubio would run.
“Marco Rubio abandoned his constituents, and now he’s treating them like a consolation prize,” Murphy said in a statement.
Good one, Murphy!
You know, it’s not like Florida hasn’t had enough bad things happening in their state lately. Now Marco has to join in the bedlam. I just don’t think that’s very nice of him. Leave Florida alone, Marco – they have suffered enough.
Can I have some more water? Sure I will run again. No sweat he said. And he will have Drumpf’s backing. What could go wrong?
1Snicker! Just waiting for someone to send this guy an entire case of bottled water!
2Murphy already is the Republican candidate, even though he’s running as a Democrat. I actually gave him money when he ran against Alan West, but who wouldn’t in that situation. But Murphy is running against Alan Grayson in the primary and Grayson should win it. I’d love to see Rubio run against Grayson.
3Grayson BETTER win it. He’s got my incoming money to finance him. Well, he might need your help too…Besides, Grayson knows what he’s doing and he actually shows up and works.
4Little Marco checked out the off teat job market and discovered that he would be expected to actually show up for work every day and put in an ungodly number of billable hours. Bear in mind that he ran into politics in the first place because he didn’t much care for lawyering.
5Doesn’t Little Marco have a wife who works? He can stay at home, not shave, put his feet on the coffee table and drink beer until the kids come home from school. Then he can complain to his wife when she comes home that the kids kept him so busy that he didn’t have time to do the dishes, mop the kitchen floor, or do the laundry.
Sounds like just his kind of job.
6Well, he’s leading in the polls down there already. What IS the matter with Florida?
7Rubio, Rubio, where for art thou Rubio?
8Senator Slurpy needs to get a job in the private sector. Maybe Donnie Drumpf can use him at Marginal-Mansion. Or, something nice along a lagoon at Disney World as croc bait to protect the tourists.
9Grayson all the way!
10Marco. Put Florida down. Gently. Now back away slowly keeping your hands in sight.
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