Well, It’s Not “If the Glove Doesn’t Fit, You Must Acquit,” But It’s a Start.
Trump found a rhyme.
We have to listen to a rhyme worthy of Humpty Dumpty for two damn years? I don’t even wanna hear it a second time.
I swear if my Republican neighbor across the street says that to me, I’m gonna remind him that most of the crime in America right now is in the White House.
My reply to Trump? Shuddup and put America back to work.
Oh, oh Donnie, can we all play?
Impeach Trump! Let’s dump the chump!
1“and crime will fall” Just another cheap predicate like “Mexico will pay for it” attached to Donnie’s concrete delusion. The stable genius of wording slips again thinking predicate and prevaricate are synonyms.
2I am far more worried about the white collar crime from the Trumps that only prison walls could contain.
3How bout this instead:
Humpty Trumpty wanted a wall
Trumpty exploded when laughed at by all
All of Vlad’s horses
And all of Vlad’s men
Couldn’t put Trumpty together again.
Best I could do on short notice…
4Two years until the wall is finished? Under construction now? Good Lord, Donnie is delusional! Either that or he’s lying like a rug to his idiot base. Maybe both. Not happening, Donnie; not happening.
5You don’t get your speech
But we get to impeach.
You belong to Russia
And Mueller will crush ya.
Rant about emails
Get stomped by females.
Grandson of a pimp
6Is a limp orange wimp.
Kellyanne Conway doesn’t like the term “wall”.
Always willing to oblige…
-The Hindentrump
-Mar-a-Lago Tent City
-von Trump’s verboten Siegfried Line
-Don’s Gulag & vertical interstate highway
https://www.vox.com/2019/1/23/18194810/conway-wall-trump-cnn-border-wall
7Propose to Thump that the wall be named after anyone but him. George H W Shrub died, and it might be a fitting memorial.
As soon as he sees his name won’t be on it he may lose some enthusiasm.
8Build a walol and crime will fll…..just not in this kremlin annex while Drumpf is in charge.
9Build a wall or Trump will bawl.
10Crime would most certainly fall if that wall was built around Trump and his minions/cohorts.
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