Texas Senator John Cornyn has always been a jerk but the day that Ted Cruz stunned everyone and won the Texas GOP primary against a moderate Republican, they took Cornyn down to Wildeyes River and baptized him.  Two or three times.  They also knocked his head on some river rocks a couple of times.

I am glad to report that he is no longer a jerk.  He is a full fledged dead solid perfect lunatic with a cherry on top.

Get this.

Not on my life, John?  Since when did you care about my life?  If you cared, you’d care that people could afford health insurance or that someone with a pre-existing condition  could actually see a doctor without bankrupting herself or the state’s medical funds.

Kiss my big blue butt, John.

Thanks to Frank for the heads up.