Well, Here’s The Answer
In case you, like everyone else, were wondering why Trump nominated Calista Gingrich as Ambassador to the Vatican, being as how she’s not particularly good at anything except jewelry buying and husband stealing, which, by the way, are not necessarily the best resume to the Holy See, I have an answer.
Oh Newt, Oh really? Newt’s latest Trump book is on Amazon now for you to buy and review.
Mr. Gingrich provides unique insight into how the new president’s past experiences have shaped his life and style of governing. This book also includes Mr. Gingrich’s thorough analysis of how President Trump thinks and makes decisions, as well as the president’s philosophy, doctrine, and political agenda going forward.Further, these pages hold a detailed discussion of Trump-style solutions for national security, education, health care, economic growth, government reform, and other important topics. Mr. Gingrich also identifies the forces in the Washington establishment, media, and bureaucracy that will oppose the president at every turn.
Question: do you think they could get Trump to read it?
Or even acknowledge that he has a plan?
One last question: Newt, do you think the Pope would agree with even one damn thing you ever espoused in your whole pathetic greedy dreadful life?
I hope they don’t try to baptize Newt. They’d have to skim nasty off the holy water for a month.