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UPDATE:  Click here to see some of these great signs that Democrats have come up with.

I don’t think Juanita is overstating her case when she says that Texas Governor Rick Perry is not a fountain of bright ideas.

“We call him Catfish Perry – all mouth and no brains,” she shakes her curls and grins.

“But, it appears that he’s come up with a sparkling plan for us – The Libruls.  Here, I’ll let him tell you,” she says as she points everyone to the morning paper.

AUSTIN, Texas — Gov. Rick Perry is telling tea party organizers across the state to watch their backs for liberals who wish to do them harm.

In an invitation-only conference call with tea party organizers in Texas, Perry urged those participating in Thursday’s tax day rallies to “continue looking over your shoulder … for people trying to make the tea party into something that it’s not.”

Perry, participating in the call to thank tea party organizers, was following up on warnings from activist Michael Quinn Sullivan that “some liberals are going to try to infiltrate tea parties with racist signs.”

Perry said “you can bet that every dirty trick is going to get played on tea parties, trying to marginalize them, trying to make them into something that they’re not.”

“There is one thing you can say about The Libruls.  We know when we’re beat.  In the contest for racist and/or misspelled signs, we concede.  Governor perry and his friends win.  We wouldn’t even try to compete on their level.  We’re just amateurs.”

“And, Governor, I can assure you that I cannot complete with a full grown woman who would go out in public wearing tea bags for earrings, as they do in Sugar Land.  The Libruls hand you that victory all on your own, Babe.”