If you guessed Arnold Schwarzenegger, go back to your Republican seat in the 14th century.

Oh yeah, Rick Perry’s name was indeed listed on the straw poll ballot at the CPAC convention.  He even went and gave a speech there, where he tried to one-up Ted Cruz’s disdain of people with Multiple Sclerosis by promising to go spit on the graves of World War II veterans.

But he finished behind Whoszit and Whatchamadoddle.

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Maybe if they had a line that went the other direction, Rick could have gotten his name on the chart.

Rick, Dude!, listen up.  You have two chances to be considered a viable Presidential contender, slim and none, and slim just saddled-up and left town.

Personally, I think the final tipping point was  his little trip to California to steal jobs and all he came back with was a trailer of rednecks who were drunk and lost and three bottles of a nice Cabernet for under $10.

But that’s just my correct opinion.