Okay, this afternoon it’s Mike McCaul, a pretty boy from CD10, a district running from Houston to Austin.

He’s chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee. He’s also the richest member of congress because he married the daughter of the guy who owns Clear Channel Communications. However, he ain’t the smartest. Not even close. I actually heard someone joke about him:  Do you know what McCaul got on his IQ test?  (Wait for it.) Drool.

McCaul wanted us to know that he visited the border.

So he held a press conference.  He said the situation was bad and that broke his heart but, he continued, “I saw some 17-year-olds that I thought looked more like a threat coming into the United States.”

Holy crap, McCaul.  You’re more of a threat to homeland security than any teenager.

Do you know what is a threat to America?  Grown men who make their daughters dress alike.  That’s a damn threat to America.

Yeah, and kids were just damn thrilled about it, too.

Thanks to Monty and Barbara for the heads up.