They say that Paul Ryan might be the GOP vice-presidential candidate.  According to Wikipedia, he certainly has the work experience to qualify for it.

Ryan briefly worked during college for the Oscar Mayer meat and cold cut production company as a Wienermobile driver.

Well, there you go.  That’s more private sector experience than Rick Perry has.

It appears that he also worked for his family’s business before grabbing hold of the government teat and sucking for all he’s worth.

Let’s the the math here.  He was born in 1970.  He went to college on money he got from social security survivor benefits, which I believe he claims is socialism.  So, let’s say he was 23 when he graduated college and I only say that because he does not appear to to be the brightest light on the Christmas tree so let’s give him some extra time.  That brings us to 1993.  Then he went to work for his family’s business as a “marketing consultant,” which is a polite way of saying that he rarely showed up and when he did, he was hung over.

Then comes this, “Out of fear that Ryan “…was destined to become a ski bum”, Betty Ryan [his mother]reportedly nudged her son to accept another congressional position as a staff economist attached to the office of U.S. Senator Bob Kasten.”  That was in “the mid to late 90’s.”

Now, would somebody like to explain to me the difference between a Republican congressman and a ski bum?   I mean, except for the fact that ski bums do contribute something to society.

He has drawn a government paycheck every day of his life since then.  And, his net wealth seems … well, wealthy.

Hey, he’s got my approval to run.

Thanks to David for the heads-up.