Weekend Treat
Okay, it’s time to visit Fayette County again. The Fayette County Record well may be the damn finest bi-weekly newspaper in Texas. It’s news reporting in small town Texas at its finest.
So, this week, we have front page above the fold —
If you’re having trouble reading it because you’re old as rocks, click on it to see the big version.
Barefoot all over women aren’t much news in Texas in the summer, but this summer has been particularly cruel to people who wear clothes.
LaGrange ain’t total strangers to naked women. Remember The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas? That was LaGrange. And as luck would have it, you can read all about it in this week’s edition of the Register. It’s a story that’ll make you grin all day. Just click right here and the scroll to the bottom of the front page. It continues on page four and you need to click that, too. You’ll thank me later.
Always interesting to read a small town newspaper. Thanks for the link. That state senator, Lois Kolkhorst, named one of the worst politicians in Texas is kind of a badge of honor isn’t it? I’m guessing it’s a pretty long list.
1She had clothes on. And they covered her as well as a swim suit would. But because christANALs use a different word for what she wore than she is an evil, sin filled, law (stupid law) braking slut. The same goes for wearing pajamas! People (influenced by christANALs) can be so st00pidly judgemental about the silliest things!!!
2Lol it even made the front page! Exciting place to be that La Grange area with Police policing the Police, and notorious Lois Kolkhorst award, etc. (thanks Steve from Beaverton @1, would’ve missed that juicy bit!)
Police Chief “Gilbreath gave the woman
3a courtesy ride …”
Haha of course he did!!! Don’t want the young lady to catch her death of cold, now do ya.
Y’all are looking about the nekked woman and the nice young man from the highway patrol keeping the sheriff calm.. I see that the county is selling a pickup full of mulch for 5 bucks and complaining because they can’t make any money. I’m paying 5 bucks a cubic foot for mulch at the store. Somebody at the county needs remedial arithmetic.
4L. Long @ 2,
Those evanGENITAL males would like to tell everyone else that we must always wear PJs in the missionary position while mattress thrashing. But they just to got have their T & A bars, just because, ya know.
5I never have any fun.
6BarbinDC….apparently, neither do I. At least not as much fun as the “housewife” Trooper Hart pulled over near LaGrange all those decades ago.
Great story, btw. Thanks for the extra giggles, Juanita Jean!
7I ain’t never had too much fun.
8When I hear the words “La Grange” I hear ZZ Top saying “Har har har har” with my 3 year old daughter singing along as I took her to school. Good times! We both support nekkid women or mostly nekkid women walking along the roads, trying to keep cool.
9Oh Maaaaarvin Zindler, how I miss you! I like to tell non-Houstonians who don’t know about Marvin to watch the Best Little Whorehouse movie. The character supposed to be Marvin is played by Dom DeLuise and is way over the top; but the REAL Marvin was way nuttier than the caricature!
10Also, I enjoyed the article farther down in the paper about my state senator Lois Kolkhorst. Not surprised she ranks among the worst. Seems like my district always elects the dregs (Troy Nehls, anyone?)
11i dunno. Since the 1980s when women started wearing outer clothes designed to look like scanties, I haven’t been able to tell whether they finished dressing before leaving the house or not.
12Tell me more about Wine-o Bingo.
13Harry, ditto. Even some of the tv newsreaders look like they are in their undies or on their way to a party or the beach.
14#5 … It is EvilGenitals
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