Weekend Fun!
If you get bored (or drunk) this weekend, here’s the perfect activity for you —
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Oh don’t roll your eyes. You know you have nothing better to do.
October 11, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
If you get bored (or drunk) this weekend, here’s the perfect activity for you —
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Oh don’t roll your eyes. You know you have nothing better to do.
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Oh, I saw this last night on Lawrence O’Donnell’s show … anyway, I think it was his show … can’t remember since I was working on my 2nd toddy!! LOL However, since I was NOT drunk, I didn’t give them a call!!
Happy Friday!!!
1I’m only mad at some members of Congress. I’m not mad at Elizabeth Warren or Lloyd Doggett, just to name two. I’m even happy with Harry Reid, who often annoys me.
Do you suppose we can set this to just call Boehner, Cruz, Republican “moderates” who are sitting on their hands and the nutcase crew over and over and over?
2“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.”
3Well, if Ginni (Teamonster) Thomas can do it to Anita Hill . . . . .
4I like the automated calls idea, Nancy Jane. It only seems fair since most of the calls we get at our house are automated.
5Under the category of “Making things up to throw raw meat at the baggers” and then within the sub-category of “hating on women again”:
“Ted Cruz Calls Birth Control ‘Abortifacients'”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/11/ted-cruz-birth-control_n_4084857.html
Raphael, the Cuban-Canadian bagger jerk, is never one to let scientific information get in the way of his lies.
Mz, JJ, I’m sorry to admit that I’d dearly love to slap that arrogant fool around until he stopped telling lies. It might take me a couple of years, but I think i could do it for the sake of humanity, and womenfolk, everywhere.
6Being a curious sort like I am, I was fascinated this morning with a women’s product I’d never seen before that allows a woman, like out on a camping trip in the woods or a woman soldier on patrol in Afghanistan, to pee standing up. http://www.pmateusa.com/
I’ve decided that Ted and his numbnutt bagger buddies would likely take that away from us women, too, wouldn’t they, since 1) it has to do with our lady parts and 2) making life just a little easier for us and 3) more equal to men writing their names in the snow.
7Id rather clean out the litter box then connect with raphael cruz.
8I can’t yell at mine. Mine are Keith Ellison, Amy Klobuchar and Al Franken.
Can I yell at yours?
9“Can I yell at yours?” says judith from minnesota.
Absolutely; please have at ’em.
We’ve got plenty of numbnutts to go around. In fact, I personally am in the districts of Culberson, Dan Patrick, Ted Cruz, John Cornyn…. need I go on?
Bleah.
10judith, yes you can yell at mine and please do! His name is Ted Cruz. The other one’s name is John Cornyn. And the other one’s name is Lamar Smith on the House side. Feel absolutely free to yell at all of them.
If it was up to me yellin’d be the least of it. But then this is a family blog.
11Just saw Martin Bashir on the TeeVee. Here is why it is useless to drunk dial the worst Congresscritter you can think of. Martin says the Rethugs aren’t so stooooopid to actually cut Social Security and Medicare because even the most rabid and the most vapid of their base rely on them. Actually, Martin honey, the Rethugs went from stooopid a long time ago to decompensating just like the raggedy homeless guys on the street corners who can see people and things we can’t in between playing with the toys in their heads.
12Let’s start calling our ferocious Canadian “Ralph”. That’s all Raphael means. Ralph is such a dorky name; it suits him
13Turnabout is fair play. There were numerous reports of drunk Republicans in the House as they voted to shut down the government:
http://www.salon.com/2013/10/01/grayson_blames_shutdown_on_gop_literally_drinking_on_the_job/
If constituents drunk dial them, Congress will know just what they’re talking about.
14Elsie, I’ve had a product like that for years. If I ever stroll up to Capitol Hill I’ll take it along, as it would allow me to pee on Cruz like he’s peeing on the American people. Actually more than peeing, but mama may be reading.
15Judith from Minnesota-I’m just South of the iowa/Minn. border. My congressweasel is Cantaloupe Calves King. Yell at him all you want. I’d love to get snockered and yell at a c-weasel or two,but I quit drinking years ago and I still yell at the dumb SOBS.
16@Judith from Minnesota – No, I’m a New Yorker and I LOVE my representatives for whom I have voted repeatedly: House – Charlie Rangel, Senate – Schumer and Gillibrand. So, please don’t yell at them, thanks — they are working for our best interests. But I hope you will yell at the top of your lungs at the Red Staters, esp. Cruz.
17Don’t use that website to contact Congress. They are mining for email addresses and phone numbers to advocate for relaxing the rules for text spamming. From their privacy policy:
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judith — please, please, oh yes please! His name is “Doc” (really!) Hastings. He ran in eastern Washington State on “term limits” about 20 years ago (again, really!). To my knowledge, he’s never done a damned thing for anyone anywhere except vote the way his repug handlers tell him to. PLEASE yell at him!
19My Congressheroes are Bernie Sanders, Patrick Leahy and Rep. Peter Welch, so don’t yell at them. I will gladly yell at Steve King, Eric Cantor, Ted Cruz, John Cornyn, Louie Gohmert, and all their host. You’re welcome.
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