Weekend Fun
Thanks to Jan for this great find in Slate.
Sometimes, after a long day’s work, you’ve just had enough. So when you hear the president’s motorcade whining its way up Connecticut Avenue toward your apartment in Washington, you instinctively lift your head off the sofa and think: What can I do, in this moment, to be the change I want to see in the world? Across the room, a “Not My President” placard sits behind your softball bat. But there’s no time. So you run to the window and you, you know, resist.
From the White House Press Pool report —
What a hero!
Thanks to Jan for the heads up.
Something, something, turn the other cheek. Buybell.
1I think everyone should do that. Also useful for racist and Nazi marches. Line the route and, when they get to you, turn your back and drop your drawers. Give ’em the old 21-bum salute. It’s been a sign of contempt for thousands of years and in many cultures and is hard to mistake, even by the Barking Yam, for a standing ovation of approval.
2Extra points for whoever can “write” their initials on the next passing motorcade.
3Very predictably funny Twitter thread https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/921161775348887552
4Love it! After a hard week and more, this was exactly what I needed. In this day and digital age, someone somewhere had to have gotten that shot on their over-developed hand held whatzit!
5Trumps new moon agency: nASSa
6I would wave at him, lifting only one finger. Trump would without doubt report this as saying he’s #1.
7Laughing.
8The perfect salute to someone who’s always talking out of his ass.
9I say it’s 50/50 Donnie thought he was looking at a window-size portrait of himself.
10JAKvirginia, you spelled it wrong. It’s “buybull.”
11JAKvirginia, that said (“buybull”), the gospels have some pretty good advice, whether you are a believer or not. But then, so do the Quran and a bunch of other holy books. Just sayin’.
12djw, there’s also some very bad advice in the buybull, as well as in other holy books.
Can’t find a link for this cartoon, “Calamities of Nature” (#629), because it’s been discontinued and taken offline, but here are the captions:
“People say they follow the Bible, but most agree that it’s wrong to stone children, force women to marry their rapists, or own slaves…. Really people just pick and choose which parts of scripture to take literally and which to write off as symbolic, allegory or just outdated…. So when people decide not to follow certain scripture, what criterion are they using?”
“Modern secular reasoning.”
13Next time this doddering fool gets caught with his fly down, I am going to claim to be on alert for a Trump motorcade.
14GO STROS!!!!
15Made my day.
16There’s only one song for this:
17Blue Moon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0fy1HeJv80
RepubAnon, it turns blue only in the cold. Or are you making a blue-state reference? We could paint them blue, or spell something out, one letter per buttock.
18Thank you! It was one of those days in my house, and I needed this. May the Resistance prosper!
1945 probably thought it was a mirror
:-/
20Lol. So many good suggestions, so few available butts. Hmmm I think spelling out impeach trump one letter per cheek would be great. ITMFA would also work. But traitor trump would need an explanation. Dense Pense would have to consult mother before knowing whether to be insulted or not.
21Tilphousia, I don’t think “so few available butts” would be a problem. Just put out a notice that you need people to moon Trump. I bet you’d need crowd control. You could spell out the entire First Amendment easily. And the 25th.
22It will be interesting to *see* what happens when the next Orange Whore motorcade passes by. Bwahahahahahahaha!!! 8- ]
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