December 27, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Heel!
Oops; I mean Heal!
1Hang in there, the best is yet to come.
2RE: rastybob
3+1
Hoorah! We’ve missed yu! Not that El Jefe wasn’t a good boy, but he just didn’t know how to set the hairdryer!
4Get well
5Morning JJ,
6My first impulse was to whoop the good doctor upside the head with your favorite instrument of punishment (or at least my favorite) until he gave you a full release. But self control got the better of me when I realized that just like all of us, he (or she) had your best interest at heart. So you rest up. We’ll hold the fort down.
What happened? I thought you were on vacation.
7I hope you enjoy your well deserved rest for a few days JJ. Lord knows you’ve put in a pile of overtime this past year of the Trump. All while being forced to watch his unbelievable hair on the TV, every day, knowing even a new assistant beautician could do much, much better, from day one. He certainly doesn’t have the best stylist working on that mess, or anything else.
8Do get well soon!
9Heal up, JJ, but don’t look at too much computer news or your blood pressure will skyrocket. Look at it kind of squinty-eyed and skip over whatever looks ugly or Cheeto-colored.
For everybody else, here’s Clay Jones’s webpage, with his hopes for 2018 and his summary of 2017 to go with the cartoon above (scroll down a little for that one):
https://claytoonz.com
10I am so glad to hear that you are getting better. El Jefe has done a great job. We will be kicking some butt in 2018.
11YIPPEEEE!!!
12I am sorry I thought you were enjoying the Holidays. Keep well we need you.
13We are wishing you a happy and speedy return to 110% good health, Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself! When you return you can regale us with the first ten clues that bossy doctor received when you were ready to be released. Then again, bet you have made the Doc completely aware that “calling the shots” was merely a temporary courtesy.
14Well, rats. Home’s always best but here’s hoping that the week shoots by with plenty of visits with your family to help brighten up the joint.
15Been praying for you and another lady friend who landed BACK in hospital after a less than successful back procedure. Ouch. BTW, when you get out of hospital and feel up to a movie, highly recomnend Darkest Hour. Saw it last night and couldn’t believe that under all that makeup and appliances was Gary Oldham as Churchill!
16Continued good wishes, JJ. Rest when you can and do what they tell you. I hope 2018 is better for all of us.
17Get well soon!
18We miss you!
Wishing you a happy new year and a speedy recovery.
El Jefe is doing a good job.
19Get well soon!
20How else will I get real news from Texas?
I, too, wish you speedy healing. We look forward to your return but do follow the doctor’s instructions with good grace and she is only thinking of you and your health. El Jefe is keeping us entertained in your absence, but we sure are looking forward to seeing you back here in your own special glory!
21Well that is the most pitiful excuse for sluffing off work that I have EVER heard. You must to bring a note from your doctor when you return, or else an affidavit signed by at least 10 reputable people attesting to your whereabouts. The riff raff who hang out at the salon Will Not Do.
Upon your duly proven return, previously mentioned riff raff will throw one hell of a party to celebrate!
22@Debbo
Oh Debbo, since you brought it up, it becomes incumbent on you to separate not only the sheep from the goats here around TWMDBS, but also, the riff from the raff. Please have at! 🙂
23I recall a joke HR policy that read in part:
“Illness is not an acceptable excuse for missing work. The company feels that if you’re well enough to make it to the emergency room, you’re well enough to make it to work…
Seriously, get well soon!
24Take it easy, rest so soon you will be back in full force !!
25Wait — am I a riff or a raff?
26Sending you healing thoughts every day.
27@RepubAnon
A few days before I came aboard a company as a contractor, an employee had morted hisownself by jumping through a plate glass window on the eleventh floor, riding a chunk of the window to the parking lot below.
The “HR memo” on the break room wall stated that his employment had been “terminated” in part for violating the company policy prohibiting “flying between 8am and 5pm”, as well as “leaving his work station without clocking out”.
28No flying out any windows, now, I don’t care HOW badly you want to get out of the hospital!
But seriously, get better fast. There’s a long line of us waiting to get our curlers set just right and our nails buffed (what hasn’t been bitten of yet, waiting for the next WWIII-inducing tweet)!
29Get well soon, JJ!
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302018 will be a much better year, so say goodbye to the hospital and 2017. Good riddance. Hope to be able to say that to the rat fink repugs in November and the Orange Cretin in 2020.
31Think happy thoughts.