I have to be honest with you, the staff and ownership of The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. was flat-out down-right giddy last night with Newt making a comeback and a megalomaniac rambling speech, Romney boring as a school play your kid isn’t in, and the Russian Roulette of Offending Entire Groups of People that Rick Santorum becomes when given a microphone.

And while the people on television are letting the Three Monkeyteers fight it out and trash talk each other, we are sad to say that numbers talk and bullcorn walks.  It appears that the only GOP candidate with a pocket calculator is Mitt Romney.

The upshot is that even though Gingrich won Georgia, according to NBC News’ projection Tuesday night, he could end up with fewer than half its delegates. Romney, meanwhile — despite finishing second or third — could come away with a quarter of them or more.

Math like that made it possible for Romney to hit 323 total delegates, according to NBC News’ projections through 12:35 a.m. ET — more than triple the number won by Gingrich (105) and former Sen. Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania (101) and 13½ times those won by Rep. Ron Paul of Texas (24).

It’s a numbers game.

But, there is still hope for more fun.  Lots more fun.  I’m talking Tundra Thrill fun.  If this sucker makes it to the convention, Sarah Palin is pondering on a late entry because she’s tanned, rested, and still dumber than a sack of hammers.

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