Thelma is forming a committee called the Hey, Can’t We Force George Bush to Go to Europe Committee and Caucus.

Apparently under Texas law we presently can’t and that’s just a damn shame.

A planned trip by Bush to speak at the Switzerland-based United Israel Appeal later this week has been canceled after several human rights groups called for Swiss authorities to arrest Bush and investigate him for authorizing torture. Bush has traveled widely since leaving office, but not to Europe, where there is a strong tradition of international prosecutions.

Thelma says she thinks we can tell him that one of his bathroom paintings is being hung in the Louvre and he needs to go see it.  “If he knows the Louvre is in Europe, I’ll kiss a frog on the courthouse steps,” she promises.

Sounds like a plan to me.