We Here At The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. Certaining Endorse Being the Cute Kind of Feminist
It’s a raging battle on Republican talk radio.
Should you be the “selfish, narcissistic, family-destroying whores” kind or the “Sarah Palin kind of feminism that wants to have a husband” kind.
Hey, Ladies, that’s a tough choice but Conservative Christian radio hosts Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner are going to help us make that choice, because … well, Babe, that’s what men are for.
Okay, if I try to summarize what these dudes say, you will not believe me and you probably shouldn’t because my goodness they have women figured out better than I do.
“Right, there are two forms of feminism, and it actually has to do with a division of how attractive a woman is. So, you have the group that is very attractive, they’re in the sororities, they’re gonna be in the beauty contests. They’re actually going to get the good jobs,” Buehner said. “Now they will probably some of them become the Sarah Palin-style feminists, they’ll get themselves a husband, but they’ll never be dependent on the husband, they’ll never submit to the husband, in fact they will use their power probably to make their husband submit to them.”
“Okay, so you have the cute feminists,” Swanson said.
“Right, you have the good-looking ones,” Buehner explained. “The other ones are those who we should say are, um, attractive-deficient. … These are the kinds that will look for careers mostly likely in academia. … They can get jobs in the government bureaucracy, they can work as an FDA administrator, or you can actually run the EPA if you want, or academia. Academia’s actually the best place because you can be angry, ugly and you can also get tenure. It’s great, it’s the big trifecta.”
Now, far be it from me to be tacky, but here’s the guys who did that talking.
Hunka, hunka burnin’ love.
There are two kinds of Republican radio talk show men. The pathetic kind who couldn’t get laid at a floozy house with a hundred dollar bill taped to their forehead and … no, wait, there’s just one kind of Republican radio talk show man.
Thanks to Don A for the heads up.
There is a reason people go into radio and not television. I’m just sayin’…
1I wouldn’t shake hands with either of those guys. You know what their right hand has been doing!
2I am sitting here appalled with the “cute feminist get the good jobs.” What sons of motherless goats!
3Words fail me.
4I noticed that these two ungodly (and I do mean that) woman-hating dolts left out an entire group of feminists from their demented rant. Strange that they should do so, because there are millions of them.
You know, men. Real men.
5I am left sputtering. Those two are so shallow I bet they disappear when they turn sideways. I know middle-schoolers with more couth and a deeper understanding of respect for women. Why would anyone – ANYONE – listen to these fools?! Gawd’l’mighty.
6I wouldn’t take their definitions of “feminists” or anything else. Those bozos are ugly down to the bone.
7Actually, JJ, there are two types of Republican radio talk show men. The second type is Jon Matthews.
8I’ve been in academia my entire professional life. I guess that means I’m ugly. If I knew how to post a picture here I’d ask opinions.
9But my opinion is that these guys probably read Playboy for the articles. Or to keep their right hands busy. (They knowabout the idle hands and the devil thing.)
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Radio is best for these two.
Even better would be if they broadcast in someplace…. like Clovis.
10Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As if they know!!
11I hope Rick Perry chimes in on the 40 kinds of feminism he personally can identify, then proceeds to list them, losing count at number three…
12So a “good” cute feminist is like Sarah who threw her wedding ring in a lake, allegedly had an affair with Tawwds business buddy, and was too busy not reading to put her daughter on the pill. I’m thinking the idiot boys got it all wrong as she seems to be from the former group. Keep talking boys.
13I don’t think that the Sarah Palin type is going to get a whole lot more mileage. I mean consider the job that the makeup artists for the HBO movie Game Change did when they made Julianne Moore (shown here at the SAG awards)
14http://www.glamour.com/images/fashion/2013/01/julianne-moore-2013-sag-awards-h724.jpg
resemble the ex-governor of Alaska.
These guys remind me of the pathetic little dudes in college who complained about how all those “girls” in the class were ruining the grade curve and “making them” get C minuses.
15Back when I was in broadcast, the phrase was “a body made for radio.”
16Ah … one more carefully thought-out strategy by Republicans to win the female vote in coming elections. Nice try, fellas, but it doesn’t look as if the last election taught you anything.
17They sound like disciples of Rush Limbaugh, another one with a face for radio…
18Wonder why conservative talk shows have higher ratings then liberal talk shows. Example: Air America Radio
19Oh Puh-leeze.
20Before I saw their photos, I was wondering how big their feet are cause you know what ‘they’ say about that little ratio. Has anyone looked them up to see what their wives look like? That is if they have one.
21I wouldn’t have dated either of them in the old days when I dated…the little blond dude looks like a prissy-pants sort who lectures everybody, and the chunky guy with the weird beard (not what I call a nice manly beard, like my husband has) and ugly shirt probably yells and has that awful hyuck-hyuck-hyuck laugh and thinks rude is funny.
What…brainless wonders.
22Do I REALLY have to choose?
23Normally I would say that it’s shallow and tacky to ridicule a person’s appearance, but… since they started it, go wild.
On the other hand, a person’s appearance is not entirely under their control. Their dumb-*** opinions, however, are, and in this case are SO much more worthy of ridicule.
I can only hope that these morons never find a female human who will breed with them.
24These intellectuals are actually holding up the half term governor with the trailer trash family as a model of SUCCESS? Goodness. What does failure look like?
25Hi – Just found your blog via a Crooks and Liars link. Some very cool observations, I’ll be back for more!
26@candideinnc, they describe thier model of failure – academia or bureaucracy. But especially academia. In other words – to be well educated and thinking personalities as a woman is to be ugly.
Once again, it is a two-fer Republican bash – bash the women and bash education.
27Thank you Juanita and all those who posted comments for my daily dose of comedy. Ya gotta laugh about these goobers, otherwise you’d cry all day that there are such sad sacks of ____ in this world.
28Laugh at them because they are sad. Geez, you’d think by now they would have chanced a look in the mirror.
29Those 2 guys look just like the perverted sex offender criminals they have on Law & Order SVU.
30Perfect examples of why women don’t want to marry–no one needs men like this for anything–what ugly human beings, behavior and language counts so much more than looks–and these two are boorish…
31Conservative I get. I still kind of expect to get more from Christians. Of course, what I hear from Jeff Sharlet is that the new image is of Jesus as a kind of GI Joe or some other action hero: abs and pecs and all those other sexy body parts that never grew on me. Anyway, these guys are both pastors. Spreading the love of Jesus. It’s sad. I’m glad I’m not a Christian; it would make me cry.
32@Curious, I’ve got a little secret to share with you:
…they are not Christian EITHER!
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