The American Family Association isn’t American or Family Centered but it is, however, an Association so one out of three ain’t bad.

They tend to use the Bible as a weapon instead of a guideline.  So, they were outraged, outraged I tell you, that the proposed Employment Nondiscrimination Act will cause “flaming homosexuals” to storm Christian bookstores and demand jobs.

Well, don’t that just beat all.

You mean Christian bookstores where they have signs that say Love One Another?

Brian Fischer, the leader of the American Family Association, henceforth know only as Association, was having celestial visions.

If the law goes into effect, “the homosexual lobby will send a flaming homosexual into that Christian bookstore to apply for a job. They’ll send a guy in there wearing stillettos, a dress, and dangly earrings and dare the owner of that Christian bookstore not to hire him.”

Describe the dress, Brian, I want to know more about the dress.  No self respecting homosexual would wear just “a dress.”  It would have to be an outfit.  And it would have accessories better than oh dear God dangly earrings, a certain tool of the devil.

Brian Fischer: Flaming

It’s not in the story, but I’m betting you that Brian got himself so enthralled with the vision of RuPaul working behind his counter that he had to excuse himself for a minute to go take a cold shower and fan himself for a minute.

Anyway, if the “homosexual lobby” (which, best I know, is outside most any Broadway musical) doesn’t do this, I will.

And Brian Fischer didn’t even consider another result of the Employment Nondiscrimination Act – he could demand to be hired at an adult book store.

Thanks to Claudia for the heads up.