June 06, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I’d like to see some action clips from that game.
1Camel toe, or half of one at least.
2I seriously doubt that Krispy Kream has actually seen his thingy in years.
3Thank you NASA for creating fabrics that can flex and stretch to that extreme and not tear. Science! Also, I hope the moisture wicking & odor elimination features are working.
4if there was a cave anywhere near me i would run inside and sip it up after me
5Being markedly overweight myself, I’ll refrain from mentioning his weight, but will suggest that going out in public in that uniform was a first order error of judgement. He doesn’t own a mirror?
6Please have some pity on us, J.J. This kind of photo needs to be prominently labeled with the Surgeon General’s warning. I certainly don’t have to worry about what to have for dinner tonight.
7Other Jean, I am overweight as well, but I do have a mirror, and furthermore, PRIDE.
8I think this could be categorized as Ripley’s Believe or Not or The Twilight Zone.
9JJ, fond of you as I am, could you PLEASE not put a photo like that right under the words “Warning: You Cannot Unsee This”? Especially when it’s the first thing on the site. Give us half a chance to decide if we want to risk our retinas and our tiny little minds.
Mind you, given the hideous choice, I would rather see this again than that “seductive” photo of Ted Cruz in a lounge robe. At least this one didn’t give me the dry heaves.
10Good grief; didn’t someone have an athletic cup to loan this poor guy?
And yeah, about the “seductive” Cruz–dry heaves is the same reaction I had.
11How’s he playing for the NYPD when he’s the governor of New Jersey?
12My eyes, my eyes. I cannot believe I saw this.
13No fair!
I had a mouthful of beer and did not want to ruin my tablet so I snorted it!,
I really want to know why Anthony’s Weiner is worse then Christie’s.
14I hope he does run for POTUS, this picture will be everywhere.
When it comes to how one dresses, surely there is a corollary to Mark Twain’s comment about it being better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt. But then, CC looks a fool even in a tailored suit. He has indeed removed all doubt.
15This horrible image will haunt America forever. Nothing can expunge it from the collective unconscious.
16Oh h-e-double hockey sticks!!!
17Your caption is spot on – unfortunately. Very unfortunately!
18No wonder some police decide to shoot anyone who runs. They certainly can’t catch them.
19darrn you, Juanita.
20I got nothing. That’s it..no words at all.
21AAAIIIIEEEEE!
BRAIN.GOING. IN. WASHING MACHINE…BLEACH.SOAP.PINE OIL…MURATIC ACID…
Mary R says:
June 6, 2015 at 2:12 pm
… I certainly don’t have to worry about what to have for dinner tonight.
Must be bacon or fatback, right?
22Insert ‘makin’ bacon’ pic/cartoon here___.
Would that be Tweedledeedee or Tweedledeedumb?
23“Paunchy” Villa(in) rides again.
24There is overweight and there is overweight. That photograph is of the latter.
Christie Cream: Soup Nazi says, “No flour, no sugar for you! Come back five years!”
25They tried To Photoshop it, but the program kept crashing: “Workflow Overload”
26Fat jokes are so harmful to children. I say that as one who was overweight all through my youth. It took years to get past the bone deep shame and humiliation so that I could enjoy my life for the first time. When fat jokes are made about others, children apply it to themselves. I appreciate that few folks here have made fat jokes.
On the other hand ——– Why in the world did he wear stretchy, tight, white pants?! What was he thinking?!!!!
Anyone ought to dress as well as they can. CC sure as hell didn’t. Jeez!
27Ittybitty tiny weenie?
28It’ll take a lot more than a 6 shooter or even an AK-47 to get over this little problem.
29Sometimes… there are no words.
30Diane asks: “I really want to know why Anthony’s Weiner is worse then Christie’s.”
Because you can actually SEE Anthony’s Polish sausage, whereas, Chris Christie’s is a Vienna sausage and not even discernible. It looks like his dingles are being dangled in those white stretchy pants!
Wonder what he had to say when he saw this picture … surely he has seen it!! LOL
31@W. C. (Pete) Peterson: Yes, the Alice in Wonderland pictures of Tweedledee and Tweedledum were my first thought as well. I’m voting for Tweedle-dumb.
32I thought the Guv had his stomach stapled a year or so ago. Debbo is at least 100% right about causing children hurt. Then I remember all the nice wingnut comments about Moochele Obama and her caboose. Truce is off/no quarter asked,nine given.
33I nearly choked on my popcorn.
34It’s better if you picture him saying, “Draw me like one of your Frnech girls.”
35To Sandridge: Sorry that I wasn’t very clear in my last sentence. I meant that by looking at that photo, I had completely lost my appetite. Yuck!
36I’m a fat boy. I understand fat boy clothes. These are NOT fat boy clothes.
I’m more concerned about the stance. It reminds me of a pissy gay boy with his hand on his hip and his legs crossed at the ankles.
This is just wrong on so many levels.
37Compound word, first word starts with “c”. And that’s as far as Mama would let me go.
38I think we should be thankful we didn’t get the rear view.
39LOL Yuck
40Actually, Da Guv’ner had a laproscopic band installed on his esophagus and stomach, creating a small pouch. Unfortunately, a person who is “banded” can lose weight and then stop losing when they learn how to eat in small but numerous meals which defeats the entire concept of being banded.
41I hate to say this since I really don’t like Christie, but it looks like his medical procedure helped a bunch-think about what he would have looked like if he hadn’t had the stomach staples or whatever he did. It did shrink him quite a bit
42No comments on what shrunk.
Goodnight Vienna.
43For this lapse in judgment JJ, I have unfriended you.
44I…just…what in the…[facepalm].
45He does look like he’s lost weight. Everywhere. My o my.
46Folks, let’s be kind here and count our blessings that he’s not a member of the NYPD… SWIM… Team and that’s not a Speedo!
(Yeah… got THAT picture in you head now?)
47I just remembered what this picture reminds me of … just go to your book case and pull out your old copy of Alice in Wonderland … and check out Tennille’s drawing of Tweedledum (or Tweedledee) …
48Poor Guy…
His Gerbil Knuckle is showing…
Normally on a guy it would be called a Moose Knuckle…
But clearly Khristie Kreme was shortchanged…
Good thing he has an ego to compensate…
49I am reminded of the punchline of a lengthy joke (Momma would NOT approve): Damn Son, I don’t believe I’d a told that.
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