Wanna Watch Chris Christie Implode?
Oh, Honey, go turn on the teevee.
This is a thing of beauty. The trial of Bridgegate this morning —-
Bridget Anne Kelly said she was discussing a press conference related to a fire in the Jersey Shore town of Seaside Heights when Christie exploded at her three years ago.
“He had a water bottle in his hand and he said, ‘What the f–k do you think I am? A f—ing game show host,” Kelly said, her voice cracking.
Kelly said he hurled the bottle at her.
“I moved out of the way and it hit my arm,” said a sobbing Kelly.
Well, after this trial, Christie would be very lucky to get a job as a game show host.
Well, he’s the perfect candidate for Donnie’s new network. I’m seeing a talk show. Live from the New Jersey correctional system. Only what would Donnie let him call it ?
1Perhaps Christie is audition for the 2020 Repub primary. The base seems to really like loud, obnoxious, sleazy, incompetent bullies.
2Implode. I’m SO glad you said implode. If it was “explode” I doubt we have the national resources for that massive cleanup. Whew.
3JAKvirginia– and toxic waste it is, too.
4Christie doesn’t even need to be driving when he gets road rage. Lucky for Bridget Anne Kelly he didn’t have a gun.
5Chris Christie isn’t amusing anymore, if he ever was. Chris, go away, go far away.
6Let’s hope Krispy Chris and Donnie Dumbnuts both drop off the face of the earth on November 9th … down in the depths of the Bermuda Triangle … never to be seen again!!!
7Good luck with that, Marcia in Colo. Bet he has a pair of Bermuda shorts which automatically makes him a foreign policy expert.
8Micr & Marcia in CO,
Don’t those NJ/NYC’ers barge (or ferry) all their garbage and trash about 100 miles out in the Atlantic, and then dump it in the deep blue?
Around the very deep marine “Canyons”, IIRC, the last time I saw an Atlantic chart.
I can envisage a couple of very special voyages for a few of those trash barges and their tugs.
What an extensive cargo list that would be: TRaunch&kin, Crispy Critter, Rudy911, Johnson, Ayotte, all the rest of the loser Repukes. Splish, Splash, out with the filth (yeesh, sounding like H. Goering now, just kidding around, like Donnie does, eh?)
Of course the barges will be scrubbed clean for all the VIP’s and ‘stars’ aboard. Before the voyage and, especially, afterwards, before the vessels go back to hauling everyday garbage.
Ahhh, our air, land, streets, and (fresh)water would be so much cleaner then, all across the land.
9Sandridge: What did sealife ever do to you? There’s got to be very deep abandoned mine we can bury them in, no? Why trash the ocean?
10Christie has to know that this is the end of his political life. Mary Pat and the kids are going to suffer for it. Complete and utter shame on him for all eternity.
11JAKvirginia, I know, I know, much of my life has been spent afloat and near water, to see the degradation of our seas over a lifetime is dispiriting.
12Yeah, the DOE has some of those nukular waste shafts around (one in SC, IIRC, Yucca Flats in NV too).
Might be better. Of course it runs the risk of another Godzilla or Rodan, etc., arising from either environmental venue, from the waste mutating DNA…
I can’t imagine why, but I have been thinking about the time a dead whale washed up on an Oregon beach. They tried to get rid of it with a half a ton of dynamite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkZottYDpEE
Be sure to keep watching until, a quarter mile away, a brand new Cadillac is crushed by a massive chunk of blubber falling from the sky.
Goodbye, Christie.
13Folks we human beans need to be aboot the bidness of protecting phytoplankton in the ocean seas. Dumping garbage or Chris Christie flubber in the open ocean most assuredly is NOT protecting phytoplankton. Please dunt do this!
14Trump hisownself may be broadcasting from a jail cell after his fraud and racketeering trial over Trump University. One can only hope.
15Wow. Gov. Cartman is as big a pr#ck as I thought. Bullies always pick on someone smaller and/or weaker. I hate bullies.
16Actually, Micr, when a whale dies it almost always sinks into the ocean. You hardly ever see a whale’s funeral procession followed by internment in the local cemetery. A dead decomposing whale in the ocean is just fine for the phytoplankton. Nutritious, even.
Now dumping Christie at sea . . . yeah, I see your point. The oceans don’t deserve to be treated like that.
17Christi + Ocean = One Huuuuuuge oil slick!
18Maryelle –
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Will they let you webcast from a cell? Doubtful.
It’s perjury, at the very least. Though he’ll probably wrangle a plea agreement.
19Men who abuse women tend to stick together, don’t they?
20As I see it, an implosion of CC may just create a black hole with enough of a gravitation force to suck a few closely associated individuals into its influence, as well as unsuspecting bystanders.
Only time will tell whether CC or Donald will create a black hole with a greatest gravitational field. If we are lucky, Hell is at the other end of the black hole or just the alternative reality the republicans live in.
21Slipstream, thanks for that awful link.
22There’s a niche for Donnie. His future Sarah Palinesque media venture could place cameras in the court rooms starring Gov Cartman and Donnie himself as his fraud case rolls forward.
23It’s called come-up-pance.
24What is it with these a&&e& that think just because they have an elected position that they no longer have to behave as civilized people???
For pity’s sake, nobody died and made them emperors or anything.
25P P .. What do you call Christies talk show? Behind Closed Doors.
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