Wait a Minute. Wait a Minute. Wait a Damn Minute.
Texas Senator John Cornyn is so slick he can’t keep his socks up. But he knows for a dead certain guaranteed fact that you can pull a slow one on Republicans. So, he comes out with this statement about his Democratic opponent, David Alameel.
John Cornyn
Cornyn’s campaign immediately released a statement slamming Alameel ahead of November’s general election.
Alameel, the Republican incumbent’s campaign said, is too liberal for Texas.
“And no matter how many big checks David Alameel writes to his own campaign, this seat belongs to the people of Texas and this election will not be bought.”
Dude, you’re insane. You’re bufuddled at the puddle. You’re loopy and droopy.
Cornyn has been a special interest whore for so long that he thinks all his corporate overloads throwing money at him is not buying an election.
Cornyn has bought every election he’s ever run in by using other people’s money. And he pays them back in legislation that hurts taxpayers in Texas.
I’d much rather that you use your own money, John. At least you wouldn’t have a for sale sign on your forehead.
Thanks to Sharon for the heads up.
ALAMEEL is TOO LIBERAL? Based on what information? And giving oil money to Cornyn isn’t buying him. After all, he knows perfectly well that those guys really really like him and can count on him to do what they want if he just keeps getting re-elected, whereas giving money to Alameel would uh, what? Have the strange effect of putting a Democrat in office?
I’m going up to Strange Brew.
1More drool dripping from the lips of John Crony Capitalism.
No health care for Texans, but what did John Crony do for his benefactors this term?
2So slick he also cannot keep his pants up. Socks? JJ, I mean — really!
3I just can’t laugh about this stuff any more–there is enough fringe on his jacket that it makes me think he’s gay–based on my first boyfriend’s (shock, disbelief and is your boyfriend gay too?) gay roommates clothing choices. That would make him even slicker!
4I hate them, I really need to pray for my soul because I really hate them!
Dear John….our relationship is over. It has been over since before you were elected. And you keep hanging around my telephone and my emailbox, trying to get me to remember the good times, only there weren’t any. It’s over, dude. It’s time for you to go away and whine somewhere else.
5The Republican pot calling the Democrat
6black….again. Can you say hypocrite?
John. ..Big John. You have become a character on the Monopoly Board. Dressing in a cowboy hat and fringed jacket (who wears those anymore? ) answering my own question, prostitutes of both Sexes, so I guess it does fit your profile.
7You are a whole to so many special interests that when I looked up what you had accepted from BIG A (755K+), then compared it with other sponsors. ..and it was a baby. If there is a true lobbyist b****. YOU ARE IT.
Give Cornyn a black cowboy hat and fringe jacket and call him Midnight Horseboy,a rip-off of Midnight Cowboy.
8e platypus onion, if I didn’t know Crony was one of the Texas contingent, that picture would say to me: used car salesmen.
Or, ‘come to Big John’s and buy a mattress (fill in the holiday)’
The House is Loopy Louie embarrassing, but with Crony, Graham, McCain, Hatch and too many others, the Senate is Comedy Central bait, too.
Oh yeah, Cruz. Still digesting that the st00pid that voted for Dubya, elected that clown, too.
Scratching head. For real. What am I missing? The st00pid get to the polls, while the smart folks stay home. In weather terms, that would be an inversion layer.
We need to fix that. I admire JJ, Emily’s List and so many others who are working hard to fix it.
Mentioned this before, but … Howard, Howard, Howard … Howard Dean brings energy, he’s willing and please, if you love a candidate who needs help, invite some excitement.
While I totally love Senators Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, and thoroughly agree with both on most issues, they are too ‘wonk’ to excite the Democratic base.
Kinda sucks, when substance cannot defeat packaging in either party.
9Texas politics…for better or worse!
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