Texas Senator John Cornyn is so slick he can’t keep his socks up.  But he knows for a dead certain guaranteed fact that you can pull a slow one on Republicans. So, he comes out with this statement about his Democratic opponent, David Alameel.

John Cornyn

Cornyn’s campaign immediately released a statement slamming Alameel ahead of November’s general election.

Alameel, the Republican incumbent’s campaign said, is too liberal for Texas.

“And no matter how many big checks David Alameel writes to his own campaign, this seat belongs to the people of Texas and this election will not be bought.”

Dude, you’re insane.  You’re bufuddled at the puddle.  You’re loopy and droopy.

Cornyn has been a special interest whore for so long that he thinks all his corporate overloads throwing money at him is not buying an election.

Cornyn has bought every election he’s ever run in by using other people’s money.  And he pays them back in legislation that hurts taxpayers in Texas.

I’d much rather that you use your own money, John.  At least you wouldn’t have a for sale sign on your forehead.

Thanks to Sharon for the heads up.