Voter ID Trial Starts Today

July 09, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The State of Texas goes to trial today to try to abolish the Voters Rights Act of 1965.

The Republican Party of Texas doesn’t like it much because it means that people can vote.  They are not big on this whole voting thing.  You know, for you.  And although photo IDs are easily faked – just ask any teenager – and non-citizens can get driver’s licenses and even handgun permits in Texas, the photo ID thing seems kinda silly.  And in the case of older Texans, it means they have to get a certified birth certificate, which costs money, making it a poll tax.

Rumor has it that Aaron Pena is hiding undocumented workers in his pants.

The Republicans got a Hispanic to agree with them.  Turncoated Republican State Rep Aaron Peña, who looks like he ate his brother and half of precinct 23 in Hildalgo county, is going to take the stand to say that old grandmas shouldn’t be voting and student and veteran IDs are worthless.  However, a handgun permits lets you vote twice.

The trial will last a week and smart money will be watching smart guy Michael Li follow the trial.

If Republicans get this photo ID thing approved, everybody in country has to send money to Texas to get every Democrat in Texas a handgun permit.  I’ll explain it all later, but I have a good plan.

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