Vote for Mitt Romney: The Candidate of Desperation
Thank you Louie Gohmert. You can always count on Louie.
Although there are more conservative Republicans grudgingly endorsing Romney and polls show that more tea party activists are coming to accept Romney as their candidate, there is strong evidence that there remains a great deal of distrust, which could dampen enthusiasm on the campaign trail and create tensions if mishandled. According to Congressional Quarterly, Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert told reporters, “I am not as excited as I am desperate” to elect someone other than Obama.
Can somebody please put that on a bumper sticker?
Thanks to David for the heads-up.
Most of his statements seem to be those of a desperate man.
1Here’s a bumper sticker for the repubs:
Romney: Well, if we have to…
or
Romney: Last fool standing
2The ballad of Willard the Mitt, Capgun Deperado
The townfolk gathered in the chapel and prayed for deliverance. “Oh, will no one free us from the evil overlord and his cursed brand of economic fairness, job creation and niceness to all?” they cried. “Woe unto our promised land, for the field hands are overtaking the plantation and we’re desperate.”
Then Brother Gohmert intoned, “Send us your warrior, Blessed St Ronald. For behold, I saw a pale rider, upon a pale horse, and his name was Death…”
“Hi ho, fellows,” At that moment, Willard the Mitt came through the door. “Nice town! The saguaro are just the right height! Are those cookies from the Siete-Once? Who let all them dogs out?”
Brother Gohmert rolled his eyes to the heavens. “Really, Lord?” he asked. “Well, I guess he’s pretty pale. Hey, stranger,” he continued, “what’s your horse’s name?”
“Bain,” the stanger said, busily dusting his togs with a lint brush.
“And is he white?” someone called.
“Is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir full of castrati?” Willard the Mitt shot back.
“Close enough!” Brother Gohmert boomed, though he wasn’t sure about that last bit. He spread his arms wide, wishing he’d thought to bid on Chuck Heston’s staff on e-Bay. “Our Great White Hope has arrived.”
“Gee, are you Mr. Right,” young Olson N. Johnson asked Willard the Mitt.
“I am now,” he replied. “Severely.”
3Louie is silliness and desperation personified – can’t ya’ll get rid of this moran? Truly an embarrassment to anyone with relations/born/bred/know someone/from Texas~
4ah, daChipster, poet of the blogesphere….
5daChipster wins! Wahoo! You get your own stack of unpublished bumper stickers saying I’M DESPERATE!
6“Is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir full of castrati?” I am soooo steal… er, borrowing that. Magnitudes better than “Is the Pope a Catholic bear who s**ts in the woods?”
7I’m Desperate Too, Louie ….
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