Visiting Day at the Dairy Queen
Alfredo and I knew you’d want to know about Paul Manafort’s new residential / vacation retreat plans.
Register Number: 35207-016
Age: 70
Race: White
Sex: Male
Located at: Canaan USP
Release Date: 12/25/2024
Notice his release date.
Manfort’s Old Home
Manafort’s New Home
Hey, it’s got a baseball field but no putting green or pool.
Sounds absolutely biblical.
1From a description for the minimum security area:
… Canaan Camp may or may not have perimeter fencing and… BOP Camp’s generally are as close as you can get to not feeling like the inmate is incarcerated. To assist inmates with their rehabilitation, Canaan U.S. Penitentiary has many work programs which enable inmates to work outside the camp in the local community.
https://www.prisonwire.com/prisons/federal-correctional-institution/canaan-usp
I will bet cash money he’ll find work placement in some Republican affiliated position in the community. So no fence, and 8 hours a day on the loose.
2Interesting. Lots of rules. I am sorry they didn’t provide a photo tour of the entire facility. I did note, however, that Manafort won’t be able to buy hair dye in the commissary.
3Spam Singles- $1.45. I’m feeling generous, maybe I’ll put money on his books.
4Looks like a damn Post Office. Check out the list of eats necessities. sundries! Nutty Buddy – $.90 Hey, thats robbery for a massage.
https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/caa/CAA_commlist042417.pdf
Money deposited to your acct. by friends, family, offshore havens, etc.
5I hope he has to mow the lawn at his new digs.
6He should be in Pelican Bay strapped over a table in the recreation area.
7Looks like they carry a lot of the same inventory as my local dollar store.
And not an ostrich skin jacket in sight.
8Poor sweet baby!
I hope he has to eat the lawn at his new digs.
9The only thing his old residence and new residence have in common is that they are both surrounded by security fence. He should feel at home.
10So lovely there in Canaan. Perhaps his friend, Mr. Trump, could visit him for a few years and develop a golf course . . .
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