Violins, Please. They Are Disappointed.
QFatigue.
A QAnon user named Donny Warren is suffering from massive disappointed that so many QAnon predictions aren’t coming true. And by “so many” I mean all.
Donny decided that his best option would be to write an open letter to the proper authorities complaining that they don’t seem to be doing their level best to make Q’s predictions come true. Besides Donald Trump, Donny has some others that he feels are not upholding the Q forecasts.
Warren’s letter was also addressed to President Xi Jinping of China, President Vladimir Putin of Russia, General Michael Flynn, John F. Kennedy Jr. “if he is still alive” or “whoever is pulling the strings.”
Truth be known, Ms. Gloria Jane Stanhope, P.T.A. president of Warren J. Harding Elementary School in New Elm, Texas, is pulling all the strings but she keeps a low profile because she also runs a Bingo Parlor on the side and does not want to attract the attention of the local constabulary.
Anyway, Donny got involved back in January with a QAnon prediction called “Red October.” It’s a now debunked claim that members of a “global cabal of elite, cannibalistic pedophiles and their enablers around the world would be apprehended in mass arrests.” You may have noticed that it didn’t happen.
Donny has a sick wife and kids so all his anxiety over cannibalistic pedophiles ain’t helping the situation none at all. Plus, he says his wife and kids think he’s crazy for believing QAnon. That’s gotta hurt.
No word on the people camped out in Dallas waiting for JFK, Jr. Now, that there is embarrassment with a capital Q.
Gotta call out the greatest parenthetical explanation ever from the linked article:
” … when the prediction failed to materialize, on account of JFK Jr. having been dead for decades, …”
That does put a crimp into anybody’s plans.
[Yeah, I know it was a comma clause, not a parenthetical one. But what’s the term for that? A commacal clause? Naw, I’ll go with a comical clause.]
1I’m convinced that QAnon is some wealthy punk who thought he would have a good laugh at what he could make the rubes believe. Although, at this point, were I QAnon, I would take my secret to the grave.
2Quite nice Surly Professor.
I think we can even stretch paraphrasing to the limit for their other prophesies by saying, “when the prediction failed to materialize, due to the prognosticator having been brain-dead for decades…”
3BarbinDC, I always thought it was a couple of stoners watching “Star Trek: TNG” one day when an episode about Q came on. They’re sorry now but no one will believe it’s a hoax. Like crop circles.
4When is someone going to tell those Q-idiots that JFK Jr. was CREMATED and buried at sea? Good luck getting him to come back to life!
5Surly–You’re cool; still parenthetical, even without parentheses. But comical would get my vote in a heartbeat!
6Let them swim in their own slop! As per James Carvel
7All that their Qristal ball predicts and fails to materialize keeps them preoccupied. I’m ok with that. Kind of reminds me of mister pillow guy’s election fraud stuff that also never materializes. Makes them look as delusional as they are even many repugnanticans and makes the Q politicians look like idiots.
8Funny he is not upset about Trumps much better health plan which will replace Obamacare, and which Trump will release two weeks from now . . .
two weeks from now . . .
two weeks from now . . .
two weeks from now . . .
two weeks from now . . .
two weeks from now . . .
two weeks from now . . .
Which Trump never released, and probably never existed.
9Poor sad Qcumbers. They’ve missed so many dates and opportunities to rapture themselves. Ironic. They keep voting for the QOP and the .01% as if Bezos would allow them on a launch.
It’s almost like Fox Not the News and covid are their last shots.
10Oh dear, the QAnon-Y-Mice STILL cannot find the cheese . Sadz .
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