Uh, There’s a Problem Involved
I once considered becoming a hoochy-koochy dancer just so I could use the name Hub Caps.
But, State Rep Bill Zedler is trying his damnest to ruin all my fun .
[Zedler’s] latest bill, which would regulate “sexually oriented” businesses, in part by requiring strippers to obtain and wear a license to work.
Okay, big guy, I have a question: where is she supposed to wear this license?
Thanks to Brian C for the heads up.
Hi Mz. Patti,
I saw that NRA crazy let him have it with both barrells and he wouldn’t let Pearce speak. The technical crew should have cut off his mike halfway through so we could just watch the veins in his head pop, while Pearce conducted a rational description of bullying and intimidation.
Stage name for all strippers should be: LOIS STEEM.
1Got a fundraisin’ idea for you lovely, brassy Texas gals: Bumper stickers
“I’ve got tassels, and I vote!”
21st Pet + Street makes me Fritz Ney. I don’t think so. Unless my folks still had the cat, then it would be Smoky Ney, which isn’t so bad. Using current pet and street makes Aine Quail Village which is just too silly. austinhatlady’s was much better with Twyla January and Twyla’s a little sweetie that JJ’s dog would just love.
3First pet I can remember ~ Kate + first street (road) ~ Route 1? I don’t think so. Current pet ~ Devil + current street ~ Highway (which shall remain unnumbered) = Devil’s Highway. We have a winner.
4Texas lege regularly wants to make wimminfolk behave…remember the guy who was all hot to make a state law regulating cheerleader uniforms and dances?
Never mind that we’ve got serious problems…those don’t come up…because it’s a lot easier to go after wimmins and gays than fund schools, keep the state parks open, manage water resources, etc.
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