July 05, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Okay, I will admit that I have gone upstairs and then stood there wondering why I came up there. But, to my credit, I can generally see a limo when it’s directly in front of me and I only rarely don’t know how to work the damn thing.
Old man wanders off and has to be shown the way back.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
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If only the Thief-in-Chief would casually step off the plane before the stairs were in place.
Dear Chancellor Merkel,
1You could fill the coffers of Germany and the EU by making 8×10 color glossy photos available for sale. Madame you would be assured of my respect for life, if you rolled up a newspaper and swatted Dolt45 on his bulbous beak with the cameras rolling.
Occasionally I’ll forget where I parked my car at Target or Safeway when it’s a busy shopping day, & I had to drive around for awhile to find a spot. However, it’s never happened when I had the only car parked in the lot. Or like, in my driveway.
2Thank G-d for the panic button at night in a dark parking lot. Finds the car and scares off nayone with bad intentions.
3And what about President Ford? Even Gerald Ford, who once stumbled and fell as he disembarked from Air Force One, even he managed to tumble down the steps in the right direction.
4The best part is that the video is from a Fox affiliate.
5Amendment 25, Section 4, anybody?
Even when Reagan got dementia, he had Nancy beside him all the time to show him where to go and feed him answers to reporters’ questions. This dipwad doesn’t have anybody who wants to do that much.
6Oh. My. God.
7What is this–the third time in six months? And then he’s dishing out “word salad” in his best Palin-ese in the Oval Office.
Amendment 25, please, before he gets us into a shooting war with that pudgy little tyrant in NK.
8Did anyone notice that once again he had no concern or gentlemanly care for his wife, Melania? The video show her finally reaching the bottom of the steps, alone, as he concludes his detour.
9Nothing burger. He’s looking for a camera angle and photo-op. We are really grasping straws on this.
10“We are really grasping straws…”
At least some of us can find a straw.
11at a minimum, the fifth time caught on camera seemingly confused
12http://www.alternet.org/election-2016/4-times-trump-has-inspired-widespread-speculation-about-his-cognitive-decline
Benghazi! Hillary’s emails! Fake media! Pay no attention to the man who can’t find the car waiting for him at the bottom of the stairs!
13He looked at or into the limo and decided to review the troops,
14and walk around looking presidential.
And Melania will never, ever help him.
As Melania once said in a highly public interview, “he’s a grown man, he knows what he’s doing.” Translation: he’s not my problem, he’s his own.” When that duo goes pffft she will have no qualms about walking away.
15The he77 with his tax returns, I want to see the pre-nup Melania operates under. His quid for her pro quo must be a sight to behold.
16You can see through the rear window that the plane side rear door was open for him. Maybe he just missed it.
17My theory is that when he saw the presidential seal on the side of the limo is that, since he knows he’s not really the president, that he is not supposed to be the one riding in it. Deep down inside of him he knows he didn’t win the election fair and square. If he keeps walking away from the limo, he’s subconsciously admitting to himself that he cheated. Of course, he’ll never admit it.
18Micr, albeit Donnie never learns, but it does appear his divorce lawyer learned by the time he wrote Donnie’s third pre-nup. My other guess would be that Dolt45 is blackmailing Messy as regards her immigration status.
We have yet to see his promised tax returns nor the papers she promised through her lawyer.
19Here’s a couple of ‘love’ bombs for Donnie.
The inimitable Stephen Colbert ties up Donnie’s Russian ties: https://malialitman.com/2017/07/05/stephen-colbert-diagrams-trumps-relationship-with-russia/ Stephen kindly left out 666 Jared and Donnie’s spawn in the ever exploding connections to Russia. Oy vey!
However, Janet Yellin has a lovely little bomb that might actually capture the attention of the snacilbupeR. We’ve all asked how incompetent must Donnie be before they act. This could do it: http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/is-the-fed-about-to-wage-war-on-the-rich/ar-BBDOllu?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp Go Janet, go! Hit the oligarchs where it hurts.
Seriously, I love my wife, our two sons and our ranch. More seriously, Donnie and his cabinet of deplorable are a serious threat to our existence.
20Give him a break here, he was fantasizing about Queen Elizabeth’s golden coach, and assumed he had one, too. That’s what he was looking for.
21Linda, I think you are on to something. His place in NY Trump Tower is allegedly all done in gold. What he doesn’t know is the gold coach in the royal collection is used only for such really special occasions as the opening of Parliament every year. And to the best of my knowledge Her Majesty has never met anyone at an airport. People meet her at an airport.
22In order to find a gold coach he would have had to lose a slipper at some point and hope some prince would find it a………..wait a minute, Donald isn’t that way , is he?
If I wuz Fake Noize I’d be blasting Drumpf for being Gay. Yeppers I would.
23Greatly enjoying the comments. Need a chuckle especially at cockwomble’s expense. That clip is worth its weight in platinum. Mangled apricot hellbeast cant stand bein laughed at. Maybe if the whole US population laughs at him he will jump up and down till he explodes. Messy but effective way to be rid of him.
24The problem, of course, is that he was looking for the limo at the head of the line, as he seems to think God intended his life to be, so of course he didn’t even consider the one parked directly in front of him for his ease and convenience.
25The dude ain’t right.
In so many ways.
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