Uh, Nugent, Your Hair Wasn’t The Problem
Ted Nugent cut his hair, put on a suit, and announced that he’s considering running for President.
I swear I am not kidding you.
When asked by the Washington Post, Nugent responded …
Hi, I’m Ted Nugent. I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president.” Nugent takes a sip of water, having delivered his potential slogan. “Yeah, I’m thinking about it.”
Well hell, I have a better slogan, “More women that Newt, more brains than Palin, and more guns than Cruz.”