Uh, I Hate To Be The One To Tell You This, But You’re Next
Louie Gohmert is on a mission. He is using each and every news cycle to blame something on somebody. He is running dangerously close to running out of Democrats to blame, so …
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) accused Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) on Wednesday of being complicit in the terror attacks on the U.S. diplomatic outpost in Benghazi, Libya last year and the deaths of four Americans, including the late Ambassador Chris Stevens.
Personally, I think he’s working his way through the phone book for people to blame. Over at the Dairy Queen yesterday, I told Alfredo that I’m glad he’s coming before me, Juanita.
“Oh yeah, find comfort in the fact that you assume Louie knows the alphabet, do you?” Alfredo snarked.
Bless Louie’s heart. When I wondered out loud why he keeps getting re-elected, one of my friends stated, “He represents his constituents.” Enough said.
1The result of a bunch half-wits electing a fellow half-wit to Congress. With the likes of Louie around it kind of reinforces one’s faith in future of the human species, doesn’t it? Yeah, right.
2Maybe some of us should move to his district and raise the IQ average. Or maybe not. I don’t want to live in Gohmert’s district. Please don’t make me. Now that gives another angle to redistricting which is a big sham anyway since the legislators and Perry don’t care what we think. Since they don’t care, don’t you think we have a moral obligation to let them know that we DO think and what it is we think?
3Marge, I’ve been to Tyler. You don’t want to go to Tyler. There’s a road all around the place to warn people that they’re entering the Gohmert Zone.
4Tyler used to be such a beautiful place….50 years ago!
5He’s targeting McCain? Just like Forrest Gump’s mother used to say, “Stupid is as stupid does.” Gohmert is the one piece in the “box of chocolates” that everyone spits out and throws away.
6In Louie’s defense, he does know most of the letters in the alphabet but not in any order.
7Can he blame me for having a funny name? Because my name is Kip.
8“So I’m not sure what to think” is the most accurate thing out of Gohmert’s mouth in decades, if he had ended it with a period instead of additional blathering.
9So now they commence to eating their own, huh? Good … I wonder who will be their dessert!!
10McCain is partly responsible for the Benghazi attack? The RWers are saying now that Norquist is a secret Muslim trying to take down the government (well, the taking down of the government is correct). And everybody now hates Karl Rove. O’Reilley is fighting Alex Jones. So nice of the R party to self-destruct, rather than having the Dems get their hands dirty in 2014 and 2016.
11Cheryl, you’re right. Now’s the time to invest in popcorn futures.
12Thanks but I’ll just keep thinking of Tyler and rose gardens. It’s kind of like not going to a funeral so you can remember the person who used to inhabit the body.
13Sign me up for popcorn futures. Don’t get too uppity though; somebody somewhere is giving lots of money to these ah, er, candidates.
And furthermore, there are college educated folks who still think that 911 was caused by Saddam Hussein. I talked to one of them today. I mostly bit my tongue but when that came out, I sweetly said, I don’t believe that is correct. Now that is depressing. I think I’ll go eat some watermelon with a side of popcorn.
14It sounds as though the Tea Party Revolution is following the path of the French Revolution, and descending into internecine strife. It’s only a matter of time before someone denounces Mr. Gohmert as a secret Obama supporter attempting to subvert the revolution.
15OMG! This is terrible. This guy is making my crazy family look sane!
16Sad. It seems Louis ate the “bad” paste in kindergarden.
17Louie could be the new Tyler Rose – a blooming idiot.
18Great Patriot and Freedom Fighter that he is, Louie needs to be sent to Benghazi or Damascus to check things out. Then let’s leave him there.
19The alphabet.
That would be A, B . . .
I can’t the third one. I can’t. Sorry Oops.
20Friends and I talked about this a bit, but only a bit since it is John McCain he is picking on. We guessed that Louie does not know the Senate at all. Otherwise he never would have picked a Senator who could and would do him an injury.
21I’d pay to see a McCrusty/Louie cage match.
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