I’m wondering if it is too late to move the Democratic National Convention.

The Statesville Record & Landmark, a North Carolina newspaper, greeted readers this morning with the news of a KKK rally being held in the North Iredell County area this weekend.

Be careful enlarging this because bad spelling might be contagious.

I like the way they say “White People Only.”  You know, like we couldn’t figure that out on our own.

And exactly how white do you have to be?  I mean, will there be a piece of chalk at the door with a sign, “You must be this white to hate people you don’t even know.”

And they call it a “White Unity Event.”  Dude, that’s what WalMart is for.

“No alcohol, drugs, fighting, glass bottle or weapons?”  Well, hell, that leaves out all the white boys in North Carolina, Honey.   Those are the five food groups in white North Carolina.

Thanks to Iris for the heads-up.