About 50 people have emailed me to let me know that Tom DeLay is going to prison.  It has apparently spread all over the internet machine.

Well, duh.  That happened two years ago.  I was there.  We even had a party the night before.  I saw that sniveling little man stand before the judge and give unsworn testimony that he was not whining (he had to say that 3 times) but that Nancy Pelosi, Patrick Kennedy and Ronnie Earl made him do this.  The little coward clutched his Bible to his chest but wouldn’t take an oath to tell the truth.

The best I can figure is that somebody at the Huffington Post accidentally re-posted the two year old story and it caught fire.

The case has been on appeal for two years.  Tom DeLay is begging money for his legal defense fund.  The money is being handled by Brent Perry, the son of Bob Perry of Swift Boat Veterans for Truth fame.

Tom’s dancin’ body is puffy now and his home for foster children – built mainly with Bob Perry money to make Tom look good before his trial – was a complete failure and after a year of sitting empty, it has been turned over to another charitable organization.  Tom quit caring about foster children when he didn’t need to hide behind them any more.

I see him around every now and then.  He still ain’t speaking to me.