Two Kinds of Republicans: The Crazy Sumbitches and the Crazy Fun Ones

October 02, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

And I’m here to tell you about a fun one.

DeanChambersDean Chambers, who claimed that Nate Silver had skewed his poll numbers and only Chambers had the correct poll numbers showing a large win for Romney, has an announcement.

Barack Obama is “actually” gay.

“I do believe that Barack Obama is in fact our first gay president,” he wrote. “But I believe this for entirely different reasons. I believe the man actually is gay. Don’t tell me his marriage to Michelle and having two children disproves that he’s gay.”

In the article, Chambers cites various conspiracy theories claiming to show Barack Obama’s closeted life in Chicago as a state senator. He takes it even a step further, however, in defending Obama’s Christian faith by arguing that people of Muslim faith “are known to stone someone for being gay.”

So he’s not only gay, he’s hiding it because he’s Muslim.

Hey, that makes sense.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

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