Two Kinds of Republicans: The Crazy Sumbitches and the Crazy Fun Ones
And I’m here to tell you about a fun one.
Dean Chambers, who claimed that Nate Silver had skewed his poll numbers and only Chambers had the correct poll numbers showing a large win for Romney, has an announcement.
Barack Obama is “actually” gay.
“I do believe that Barack Obama is in fact our first gay president,” he wrote. “But I believe this for entirely different reasons. I believe the man actually is gay. Don’t tell me his marriage to Michelle and having two children disproves that he’s gay.”
In the article, Chambers cites various conspiracy theories claiming to show Barack Obama’s closeted life in Chicago as a state senator. He takes it even a step further, however, in defending Obama’s Christian faith by arguing that people of Muslim faith “are known to stone someone for being gay.”
So he’s not only gay, he’s hiding it because he’s Muslim.
Hey, that makes sense.
Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.
I saw this and the question that came to mind is “Does this make all Christian men suspect???”
If I got this right, by his logic, it does.
1It sure would make their lives a lot easier if they were allowed to use the “N” word, don’t you think? It certainly would simplify the dialogue, and make it easier to ignore their assertions.
2And I think Old Dean’s hiding two or three more chins under that collar.
3Dean, if you tell me where your meds are I will go and get them for you.
4@David … my thought exactly … Ole Dean hasn’t missed many meals at Krispy Kreme donut shops … LOL
These human rejects crack me up when they throw out this “gay” accusation … as if this fat ass is the epitomy of heterosexual “hotness” … and the rejects that actually believe or even foster the idea that Barack is gay or Muslim or any other off-the-wall nuttiness is, indeed, the true nutjobs.
5Not that there’s anything wrong with that….
6being gay, Muslim or black, but who cares!
http://conservatives4palin.com/2013/10/governor-palin-the-progressive-bull-moose-party-met-its-demise.html
Here’s another crazy one. Ex half-guv Quittybritches should thank her lucky stars that this moose was unarmed or she might be a widow(the kind with the red hourglass shape on her less than hourglass shape). Moose are capable of carrying shooty guns by design from their maker which I guess is a confession from dumb itch Palin that god is a liberal.
7O.K. so these “pearls of wisdom” from this guy….. were printed where.????…. World Nut Daily…
or was he on Alex what’s his name?….. to give us this benefit of his insight on these things?
JJ… I know you don’t make this stuff up… but where ever do you find these people????
I have to get out more I guess.
8There is a pattern here. This idiot did not like the result of the polls showing Romney losing and therefor the polls were wrong. To correct this issue, this guy created his own polling results. This guy does not like President Obama but cannot use the “N” word and so has to invent another theory
9Has he ever seen the President with Michelle? You can’t fake that chemistry.
10Gay, Muslim or black . . . hmmm, wanna bet how soon some idiot claims that the Prez is also from another planet and shape shifts when he wants?
11I just got an email from a little old lady friend in west Texas who shared a letter from Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott. He assured everyone that the UN is going to be taking over the country and searching people’s houses for guns. Is Abbott a Christian? I don’t know. I don’t know if he’s gay either (I’m just trying to tie this to the conversation.) But it’s nice to know that Obama signed an international arms trade treaty yesterday, even with the White House phones off. Or was it a good treaty? Is it part of the TPP? Since nobody knows much about the TPP we’ll never know until Abbott comes around to distribute mandatory guns.
12Poor Dean, dreaming about the president won’t change the fact that Unskewed Boy needs a hobby and a personal life. And I have to ask the question—-When are these baggers going to get that only they seem obsessed with EVERYONE’S sexuality and we don’t care. I guess some closets are too deep to delve.
13@Maggie – you are too late. It’s already happened:
http://www.hiddencodes.com/obama/index.htm
President Obama is from the planet Reptoid.
14Cheryl, OMG! Actually I was serious about the meds. I would bet that if I see a full pix of Dean that he has Buffalo hump obesity. This is more than just extra weight. It also brings with it symptoms such as delusions and impromptu sessions of humming and singing and mumbling gibberish totally oblivious of everyone and everything else.
15maggie-and obesity brings along higher insurance costs wjhich cut korporate profits if they are forced to insure us obese folks.
16http://tinyurl.com/nkauxar
Here is a photo of Dean preparing to insert his head where the sun don’t shine. He’s so cute.
17Is there some kind of law or something inTexas that you can read IQ as a reverse function of the number of chins one possesses.I look at this guy then at a picture of Blake Farenthold and they could be brothers. Add their IQs, multiply by an order of magnitude and Texas has got some things growing in road ditches that are more intelligent.
18Algae, for starters, donq! And slime molds are more useful, more pleasant, more intelligent, AND more interesting!! Yeesh!
19I am laughing–but it’s that kind of laughter that comes from facing too much horror and not knowing what else to do…
20Reptoid, tinfoil hats and dead Bullwinkles…Holy Moly–I want to leave this hotel–I know I can check out, but I’ll never get to leave…time to call the TPGOP what they are–traitors…a firing squad would be to decent–I’m thinking hanging…after that shameful display the night of the 30th into the morning of the 1st ..hang them high…we have so many of them on tape saying they want to destroy US–clear and present danger…just sayin’
Eww, he looks like that Blake Farenthold guy – remember the one in the ducky pajamas? Ms Juanita Jean, I will never forgive you for posting that pic- I see it in my nightmares
21And besides, James Buchanan was the first gay U.S. President. Just sayin’.
22And rethuglicans are blind because they referred to Clinton as our first Black Potus. Big numbers must confuse nutters,any number greater than I or me.
23I can’t decide what’s funnier — this idiot or the comments. You people rock. I’m going to have to up my game. Please be merciful to those of us who live in Texas who want nothing to do with this loony bird. Or should I say, loony big bird? Thanks peeps. I needed that laugh. Rick Perry is my governor and Ted Cruz is my senator. Dear Lord, hear my prayer.
24The comments DO rock…I now have Juanita Jean on my bookmark bar so I can sneak a peak even at work!! Makes my day to hear her homey sorts of expressions as I grew up in Kentucky… But I do feel for you Texans. It’s a horrible post-Molly world, but JJ runs a close second! Thanks for a bit of joy in this plague-ridden political slumosphere…we in PA salute you!
25Whoops– sneak a PEEK… neglected to proofread my own comment– which is pretty sad since that is what I do all day…
26I couldn’t help noticing that this is the unskewed polls guy. So if he’s as accurate about this as he was about the election, Obama must be the biggest heterosexual stud we’ve ever had as President.
27I’ve been quite lately, but this one almost made me choke to death from laughing and I couldn’t hold back. Sometimes I would swear that some of this stuff is made up, but then again truth is usually stranger than fiction. So, I have to ask what drugs has this guy been taking (I wouldn’t mind some), or is he just one of those poor souls who should be institutionalized for his own sake (bless his heart as my Grandma would say).
28Melissa, Texas gets a pass on this particular loony bird; he’s from Duffield, Virginia. Duffield is a wide spot in the road on the way to and from Kingsport, TN. Perhaps the pollution from Tennessee Eastman was more than this “sensitive soul” could bear. Maybe it was a batch of bad moonshine. Maybe he was dropped on his head at birth. Whatever, pre the interwebtube thingy the neighbors would have simply talked among themselves and expressed sorrow for the parents. Now the whole world gets to see and know his particular brand of crazy. SIGH!!
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