February 06, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Everybody knows that Fox News fired Sarah Palin, but now they’ve let go of Dick Morris. You know, the lispy guy who predicted that Romney would win in a landslide.
I kinda hate to see Morris go. Like Palin, he was so damn goofy that watching him was the only place you could make fun of the handicapped and not feel guilty about it.
But, not to worry. Fox still has plenty of Dicks left.
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Morris says on his website that he’ll be appearing on CNN’s Piers Morgan show Wednesday to talk politics. It will be a lot more fun if he talks about his trysts with rented women in rented rooms and how he helped Karl Rove on FOX nail those election night results.
1Isn’t he the one caught toe-sucking?
He reminds me so much of Nootie Gitrich; I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because he is a short, fat white man with absolutely no values and of no value.
2Fox News ratings are in the crapper! Pallin and Morris are dropped like stuff starting to reek. There is one other guy that often appears on Fox. He is older than the collective age of all my shoes. His eyelids have fallen prey to gravity and he can hardly see let alone talk but I just can’t remember his name but he is in the Dick Morris species on the biology chart. If he is still around, he should be humanely let go and shucks I just can’t remember his name but I don’t think its Dick! Somebody in the Beauty Salon probably knows who I am talkin’ about!
3Don’t forget Dick Morris was a Clintonite before he was a Foxinite. Poor Dick has to look elsewhere for kryptonite to rejuv himself. God help him if he mentions posteriors on Piers’ show!
4Maggie … are you talking about Charles Krauthammer? He’s the one that reminds me of one of the grumpy old Muppet guys … I’m sorry I even know his name since I NEVER watch Faux News but I have skimmed over it when surfing the channels!!
5If Fox News was a football team, and their coaches and players blew as many plays as they did last year, they’d never get away with just firing the Gatorade girl and clipboard boy. Heads would roll. But that’s why they’re Fox News. Their loyal fans don’t care who is running around on the field dressed in their uniform. Ideology first, quality last. “Hey Coach, don’t you think we’d move the ball farther if we didn’t run it and throw it to the right on EVERY play?”
6A few months ago at&t pulled Fox “News” from my low end u-verse package. I still don’t know who to send the thank you note to.
7I wonder if Bill Clinton will send him a sympathy card.
8I have to wonder if FOX isn’t realizing that it shares the demographics (and the resultant decline) of the Republican/Tea Party. The difference is that FOX might be able to change because employees have to follow orders.
9Way too many left. I enjoy your posts. Thank-you.
10How is he going to afford to suck toes now?
11Faux News should hire Nate Silver. But, that’s probably asking too much.
12Fox Newsless:
an operation that Joseph Goebbels would have watched every night
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