Okay, I’m gonna try it.

I’m going to try to follow the GOP debate tonight on Twitter.  I will attempt to translate Rick Perry for people from foreign states.

I am not very good at Twitter.  I cannot even say wish you a pleasant day in 140 characters or less.  I had a editor tell me once that she put my story on the wall, shot it full of buckshot and printed what was left.

I make no promises about how good this is going to be.  But, you can follow me on Twitter @crabbait and see if I make it through the whole debate.  I’d put my money on not.

NOTE TO MY NON-TWIT FRIENDS:  Use this entry to make your snide, snarky, and/or pathetically patronizing comments during the debate.  If my iPad holds up, I’ll check in ever so often.

I just wanna add one thing.  It is my bet that the GOP candidates will mention Ronald Reagan so often in tonight’s debate that it would qualify under Texas law as abuse of a corpse.