November 27, 2019 By: El Jefe Category: Trump
In one of his now well known narcissistic fits last night at his rally in Florida, Trump curiously boasted about his “gorgeous chest”, which is anything but. Even more curiously, this morning he tweeted out a photoshopped pic of the character Rocky Balboa with his head on it. Hold your nose, here it is:
Of course, we all know he actually looks like this:
So, turn about is fair play, yes?
Right?
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Bwahahahahahaha!!!! He never looked that good in his entire life!!!!!!
Melania, come look, quick!!!!
1Of course, we all know he actually believes he looks like photo #1. AND that Stallone looks like #3.
I’m with Richard II. Will no one rid us of this meddlesome pres?
2I think the hunky-but-with-his-head image is porn for 45. He’s 100% narcissist, and what turns him on his himself, or himself as he imagines. It’s amazing that he shares that with the world, on the PRESIDENT’s Twitter account. Ew.
3Sez the sagging sack of antonym to pulchritude who “thinks” exercise decreases longevity. It’s really not fair that with Donnie’s diet and lack of exercise that he breathed a day past 40. Although it’s no surprise that the ***king moron of living off other people’s money is also living on borrowed time.
4Eeeew!
5Couldn’ta said it better myself, Grandma Ada.
6Trump in a boxing ring?
7When can we look forward to his 12 round match?
I’m talking REAL boxing, REAL rounds, cause I’d watch that.
He is truly insane. Or, as the psychologists say: Coo Coo Bananas.
8..and Junior gets ratioed on Twitter:
9https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1199768333475667969
He will have his cult believing this, they are disenchanted with fact and critical thinking, and will insist that the tent like jackets and the clown tie are just to fool democrats.
10Wow! Every minute of every day he just keeps piling up the proof that he is paranoid schizophrenic!
11Stallone should sue, no question about it!
12His poor golf cart seat. I’ll bet he smells as bad as he looks
13You know it’s time to diet when your watchband gets that tight.
Well, most people know.
14Meanwhile the demented ones campaign accusd the Washington Post of having no “proof” that the photo was doctored
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Washington Post claims – without evidence – that @realDonaldTrump shared a “doctored” photo.
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K #15 – They are doubling down on that photo is real? The taint of Sarah Sanders still lingers on.
16And I thought I was the only one walking around with an unreasonable fantasy of what I look like filling my head, but at least I have the wit and decency NOT to re-tweet it.
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