Oh y’all, this is a tad nauseating so I hope you didn’t just eat.

Tucker Carlson says every little boy’s dream is to have hoochy koochy with his teacher.  Speaking of a recent ace where a teacher performed a lap dance for a 15 year old boy, Tucker said she should not be punished.  Apparently, perversion is a desirable trait in Tucker’s women.

Oh yeah, Tucker Carlson.

The women are upset and the man understands, and here’s the bottom line: A 15-year-old boy is not a 15-year-old girl, and so – I got a lot of mail about this – every man understands this,” Carlson said. “A 15-year-old boy looks at this as, like, the greatest thing that ever happened, and I think for a 15-year-old girl it would be traumatic. That’s just real.

After all, if a woman is not a seductress, then what is her worth?  Tucker, that judge of all things female, could not help himself.

Carlson said the teacher, in his estimation, was hot “enough,”…

Let me be the first to suggest that any woman willing to do the dirty with Tucker would be, in his estimation, hot “enough.”

Now I do understand that Tucker’s biscuits ain’t golden brown and his elevator doesn’t get to the top floor, but I think he should keep his sexual fantasies to himself.  I think he makes his wife dress up like a school marm and whip him every night.  Or maybe makes him write “Tucker is a bad, bad boy” on the backboard 100 times.

Don’t those guys know that we’re giggling at them?