Alex Jones has become my new favorite Republican.  He’s like Ann Coulter without the Adam’s Apple.  No less crazy but at least he owns more than one dress.

Alex Jones: NOT an intellectual snob

He believes that the government – yes, the same people be believes are inefficient and can’t even run the post office – can now make tornadoes happen.

You know, with helicopters and stuff.  And spray.  You gotta have spray.

Alex is not real sure how it works but he’s damn sure it’s happening.

I don’t know if this is a weather-weapon or not, but they can, with the right weather conditions, they can create and steer groups of tornadoes. The question is, were helicopters, cuz they use those up close, and small fixed-wing aircraft seen in and around the weather patterns.

Like if people fifty miles out of these storm systems, they see aircraft in and around the clouds, spraying and doing things. If you saw that, you’d better bet your bottom dollar that they did this. But, who knows if they did. That’s the thing, we don’t know.

And if we don’t know, then it has to be true.

Dude, did you ever notice how Wolf Blitzer is always around almost too quickly after these tornadoes happen?  Did you ever consider that he’s doing it?

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.