January 06, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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Well, isn’t that what one would expect any “very stable genius” to say? Consider Wile E. Coyote, for example.
Actually, it does make a certain amount of sense. One keeps horses in a stable, Trumpsky is widely understood to be kind of a horse’s patootie, a talking horse would be sort of a genius (ESPECIALLY one talking from that end), so… QED?
:-/
1Donald Trump is not like a box of chocolates. He’s the big jar of mixed nuts they sell at Costco.
2“On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” – H.L. Mencken
3No. Not very. Not stable. Not a genius. Three strikes your’re out. End of the inning. Dumb glass.
4I suppose both are featherless bipeds, but after that….
Rick, I don’t think Trump is mixed nuts, which would be nutritious. Trump is more like a big jar of some really bad cheap candy that’s brightly colored and appeals to little kids with no taste but makes them sick when they eat too much of it.
5Regardind horses, Trump and stables.
Donald is the best horse in the stable, you can tell, he creates the most shit.
Just an old saying I remember from the old country. An ancestry I regretably share with Trump
6The big jar of Costco mixed nuts is really delicious, so I hate to insult it by comparing Trump to it. Rhea has the right idea. He is actually a giant jar of those orange circus peanuts.
7When trump is finally gone…please soon! He will be the subject of history and psychology books for years. The man is a walking disaster with more “isims” than a flock of starlings.
8Ok by way of explanation, starlings do not have “isims” but there are a lot of starlings in a flock. I fell like I had to explain my mental state…
9Trump’s contents are about the same as the Augean Stable’s contents before Hercules did his water therapy. So, in that sense, he’s very stable
10I never thought it would come to this but dammit my parents were right! I had it drilled into my head as a kid that one did not go around tooting one’s horn about one’s IQ or other abilities. Now i know why. If the IQ is really that good it will be apparent to all in the wise way that it is used. No applause necessary. Just react civilly if not humbly. Not to do so is totally numbskull-ish. And no one appreciates that.
Another thought. the Golden Gibbon is gathered at Camp David today with the R’s in Congress. I know he is acting as if he is God’s answer to everything but somewhere under that veneer does he have the inkling of an idea that somewhere in that bunch that surrounds him, someone has planned – with others – a full blown mutiny?
11I just heard Trump say “I do things proper”. I wanted to tell him that grammar was not one of them…properly.
12Dana Milbank wrote a scathingly hilarious article in WaPo about this statement. Here’s a quote:
“the only button on his desk in the Oval Office is for him to order a Diet Coke. Maybe Trump thinks he is ordering a nuclear strike each time he presses that button and that he is then being rewarded with a Diet Coke?”
13Dana Milbank, WaPo
Just imagine everything he tweets in an exaggerated Valley Girl accent and you’ll get it. “I’m, like, very stable….kinda like a genius, ya know?”
14One must start to wonder who in demented donnie’s inner circle will assume the role that Mrs. Harding was purported to have filled with her husbands death amidst Teapot dome scandal.
15You know,
The thing that terrifies 45 most is the possibility he will be utterly and irrevocably forgotten.
From that all else pales in comparison…
16The tell is in the word “like”.
17My hearing is not what it used to be. Did Trump just announce he he wears a sable with his penis? Or was it a table full of peanuts? It’s getting harder and harder to make sense of his ramblings. Guess I’ll just turn off the sound and read my new book, “Fire and Fury” about an a**hole who doesn’t know how stoopid he is.
18Maggie: Donald Trump is not a golden gibbon. He is, at best, a brass monkey. And it’s very, very cold in DC. In deference to Momma, I will not explain further.
19Are we certain his hair isn’t actually orange cotton candy? Spun sugar, full of air. Sitting atop an empty paper cone that is his head?
Just a thought.
20‘Ya know what’s missing from that cartoon?
Clint Eastwood.
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