I have increasingly come to believe that Trump’s only goal as president is to erase every vestige of President Obama’s presence on earth.  All of it.  Everything he ever said or did.

So here comes the Paris Accords.  First, I am confident that whatever he does he will call it winning. Second, it is admirable in a weird way that he’s not doing it on Twitter.  The world needs more covfefe.

Third, I completely understand that he’s using this as leverage, you know like wheeler-dealers do.  He’s thinking, “I’ve got something other countries want. What will they give me in return?”  I seriously doubt that by “me” he means us.  I think he’s holding out for other world leaders to give him a damn golf course somewhere or a hotel on Boardwalk.  I dunno, but I do know he doesn’t give a tinker’s damn about us.

Look, when even the CEO’s of big oil think we should stay in because if everybody dies, there’s no one around to buy their oil, then we need to stay in.

If you’re holding your breath waiting for his announcement, don’t do that.  You may have to hold your breath afterwards.