Okay, so I decided to give you all a little Christmas present of something you probably haven’t heard on the news yet.

There is a new conspiracy theory you need to keep your eye on because it’s gonna get funnier and funnier.

So, Mike Flynn held a big ole convention in Dallas at First Baptist Church a few weeks ago and, needless to say, some people got sick, real sick. But, it wasn’t Covid.

The story starts here:

I have been following this saga for days. Basically, the guys behind the ‘election fraud audits’ are all sick after attending Michael Flynn and Clay Clark’s big QAnon conference, and they believe that anthrax was pumped in through the churches’ fog machines to poison them. pic.twitter.com/C8yL7mdRZ8

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 22, 2021

Not Covid. Absolutely not Covid. It appears to be tin foil hat syndrome. You know, how you feel just awful after wearing a tin foil hat all day.

And the symptoms are:

Yep, look it up in any medical book and it’ll tell you that Anthrax pumped through a church’s fog machine    will cause those exact symptoms. I know this because I did my own research. I also have a degree in interplanetary sarcasm.

In case you were wondering First Baptist Church in Dallas has a fog machine (actually smoke) to work with their mirrors.

On the other hand, the FDA says …

You can also overdose on ivermectin, which can cause nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, hypotension (low blood pressure), allergic reactions (itching and hives), dizziness, ataxia (problems with balance), seizures, coma and even death.

Humm … pretty much sounds like what these guys have.

The Daily Beast picked it up.