Okay, so Rick Perry had dinner with Donald Trump.  Never have two stupid men of such large egos ever been in one room together.  We should have sent scientists.

Not only did Rick come away from the meeting unsure that Barack Obama was born in the United States, but there is also the distinct possibility that these two men wrote the new 2012 GOP Platform.

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU KNOW THAT RICK PERRY AND DONALD TRUMP WROTE THE GOP PLATFORM

10.  Official declaration that math is too hard.

9.  Extra marital affairs will now count as foreign affairs experience.

8. “I’m rubber and you’re glue” will be an officially sanctioned answer at future Presidential debates.

7.  Change the Statue of Liberty to a big haired blonde gal.

6.  Guns, Guns, Guns

5.  New motto:  It’s the hair, Stupid.

4.  Believes that America will save more if we just make shinier coins with Raquel Welch on them.

3.  Only people we personally approve get to vote.

2.  Instead of voting, the guy with the most skyscrapers wins.

1.  Favor constitutional amendment that Black and Mormon are like, you know, basically the same.

Thanks to Kathleen and Stephen for the heads-up on the Perry / Trump dinner.